Bettie Page Still Hot After All These Years

Video by Cradle's Child
Bettie Mae Page (April the 22nd 1923 - December the 11th 2008) Godmother of Pin-Up and Burlesque, Inspiration of many other artists like Dita Von Teese. Bettie Page passed away at the age of 85. After being admitted to a Los Angeles area hospital for pneumonia, she suffered a heart attack and never regained consciousness. Her cremated remains were laid to rest at Westwood Memorial Cemetery on December 31st, 2008. Her memory, beauty, and inspiration will live on forever.


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Bettie Mae Page - Godmother of Pin-Up Fetish -Tribute of many clips from Bettie Page known as the godmother of Pin-Up, Fetish, and Burlesque. Revolutionist of Sexuality.

10 SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT BETTIE PAGE

The Notorious Bettie Page

The film premiered at the 2005 Toronto International Film Festival and was shown at the Berlin International Film Festival and the South by Southwest Film Festival before going into limited release in the U.S. on April 14, 2006. Opening on twenty screens, it grossed $143,131 in its opening weekend. It eventually earned $1,415,082 in the U.S. and $362,924 in foreign markets for a total worldwide box office of $1,778,006. Very sad as the movie is much better than critics gave it credit for and should have opened on at least 120 screens to have given it a chance. Watch below for yourself and decide. The film was released on DVD in the U.S. on September 26, 2006.


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The First and Last Live TV Interview with Bettie Page

Entertainment reporter Tim Estiloz chatted face-to-face with the REAL Bettie Page in this exclusive "one on one" 1996 TV Interview. In this rare recorded interview -The REAL Bettie Page herself candidly recounts in-depth and with humor, multiple anecdotes about her life and modeling career.

This story has not been seen publicly since it's initial and only 1996 broadcast. Estiloz had the exclusive opportunity to meet with the reclusive Bettie Page... during a unique and brief situation where she was assisting to promote her authorized biography "Bettie Page: The Life of a Pin-Up Legend" at the time of publication. In her 70's at the time - Bettie was lively and in good health... and Estiloz says "a joy" to talk to - and an unforgettable moment for him.

This story is an extremely rare tribute to the beautiful, iconic Bettie Page - and a gift to fans who only know her through her photos. Now - fans can hear Bettie Page speak in her own words... bringing her soothing and vibrant Southern-accented voice and personality to life.

This story was written and produced by entertainment reporter, Tim Estiloz... and he considers himself very blessed to have gained Bettie's trust for this rare opportunity. God bless you Bettie - and Thank You.

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If you have made it this far down in the story of Bettie Page then you are in for another Bonez treat with the following full version release of E! True Hollywood Story on our sweet American Legend.

Bettie Page presented by E True Hollywood Story(Full Version)

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The Miss Buffalo Chip Video So Hot It’ll Melt Your Screen

The Miss Buffalo Chip Video So Hot It’ll Melt Your Screen
The biker babes from the Miss Buffalo Chip Pageant turn up the heat more than two-lanes of blacktop baking in an August South Dakota sun every time they set foot on the Wolfman Jack Stage. Lucky for you, Sturgis Rider TV® All Access caught everything you may have missed while wiping the steam from your riding goggles, plus some behind-the-scenes footage that shows how these head-turning hotties like to party once they step off the stage. Now that your pipes have cooled, grab some popcorn and...

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I'm a Freak Bitch, Baby I Don't Wanna be Friends

I have a confession to make.

I choose right now to boldly step out of the closet and admit my dark secret infatuation for Lady GaGa. There, I did it and I am not ashamed. Yes true BONEZ believers, that strange ... nee, Bizarre sexy nymph over-the-top songstress has captivated my sweaty music video psycho-sexual fantasies. In doing so, Lady GaGa has accomplished what no other pop diva could have hoped for and dethroned the Material Girl Like a Virgin Madonna who reigned over my deeply buried fetish urges for the last twenty-something years. I do not care how un-Biker-like it may be to come clean with this confession. I do so with full understanding that I may well become a marked man for ridicule and derision in the Biker Community at large. DILLIGAF? Of course not. Ride your own ride, Baby, and mine is Lady GaGa ... at least for this post.

I do not know what attracts me so much to her art (yes, I believe it is ART and superb showmanship). Maybe it is the combination of psycho-sexual innuendo, classic glamor infused with fantasy and science fiction anime-like qualities ... every fanboy's fetish wet dream? Her songs get caught up in my head and I find myself mentally singing,

"I want your love
love-love-love
I want your love"

over and over and it actually makes me feel good and light spirited in my stressful corporate shark infested world. And if it makes me feel good then it is good for me and true to my real nature. Thus, I am going with it and openly confessing my devotion to Lady GaGa here in front of the whole multitude of BONEZ fanatics... all three or five of them.


"I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it’s free
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love"

Hell, I do not even know what most of the words really mean, but it is so much fun in my brain and it makes my heart leap. The wicked vision she creates through her videos makes it all such a wonderful escapist excursion into her questionable manipulated reality and I do not care that others know I Live there for brief moments. It helps me cope with the steaming pile of feces that my own reality sometimes becomes and gives me renewed hope and strength that I will turn that pile of crap into a better tomorrow ... tomorrow. Isn't that what ART does? Inspires us to better tomorrows?

Just to show that I am not totally GaGa over the Lady I give you Caught in a bad BROmance created by some sick brethren that will have you singing

"Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah!
GaGa-oo-la-la!
Want your bad " BROmance.



Ra Ra Ooo Rah Rah a Bad BROmance Part Deux with an even sicker version of just plain outright Wrongness. I Don't Wanna be Friends!

I Heart Me Some Superslab Gators and Misty Dawns

I loves me some gator on hot superslab for breakfast lunch or dinner. My Harley powers down the highway like a predatory beast chewin up the miles with no fear of them sinister gators and their unruly hides barrin our path. Gators come in all shapes and sizes and even the smallest of them can give you an instant laundry problem in your tidy whities ... or a quick trip to the hospital or the morgue for those less fortunate to tangle with one unexpectedly. My Harley shows no sign of backin down when she spies one of the ornery critters laying all innocent like on the concrete roadway and it is up to me to reign her in and put a little heel to her to steer her head around the rubbery monster she really shouldn’t mess with. She seems to forget that night a few months back when we were plowin through the night at seventy-five or eighty on that Kentucky superslab with Captain Hawkeye when that big ass gator snuck up on us out of the blackness and nearly swallowed us whole. I know I about shit my britches and screamed like a girl as my pelvis was rammed up through my rib cage and my sweetheart Harley bucked like a crazy mare who’d seen a rattlesnake. We come through it all right but I have the emotional scars and still wake up from nightmares to that girlie scream and sweatin like a pig. Now I know them gators move around at night and bein all nocturnal and all and not just lazin around sleeping on the hot superslab in the day time. My dear Super Glide Custom has a tendency to quickly forget and she recons that she got through that one all right so what’s to worry about running up on another one. I love her but she can be so damn hard headed at times when it comes to cutting her own path down the highway.


No, I am not talkin about THAT kind of gator ...
I'm talkin about THIS kind of gator ... a frakkin Road Gator!


A friend of mine used to hunt superslab gators on his bike. But he rode a rice burner ... er ... metric cruiser with a Japanese name. He didn’t much care about basic maintenance and such on his bike and he was pretty fearless ... translate “fearless” as ignorant as hell ... and he bragged about killin gators with his iron (aluminum and plastic) steed and made a game of gator jumpin like he was one of them Jack*Ass movie stars or somethin. Well, one day he called me and was actin all giddy like and shoutin into the phone about tryin to jump the biggest dang gator he’d ever laid eyes on and it about killed him and how he totaled his P.O.S. Japanese named bike but he still killed the beast and how the insurance man was goin to give him a ton-o-money and he was goin to get himself a real man’s bike like mine and he, in fact, had made so much money by wrecking his bike and killing that gator that he was going to get himself a custom made one of a kind chopper-iffic motorcycle babe-magnet make your Momma cry bike to end all biker wet dreams from here on in. Yeah, he talked all funny like that for real.

I didn’t hear from my friend for a couple of months and then I got an e-mail from him with this picture attached ...


Now you can probably guess at my amazement that he indeed done gone and built himself a custom made one of a kind chopper-iffic motorcycle babe-magnet make your Momma cry bike to end all biker wet dreams from here on in real man’s bike. But I was not so convinced that it was really the alleged motorcycle babe magnet he had dreamed it would be and I told him so. A couple days later he sent me another email with THIS picture attached.


Yep, I loves me some superslab gators, but I ain’t got the kahunas to do what my buddy did ... even for another Misty Dawn potential out there. Which is probably for the best as I don’t think there’s enough room in this world for another superslab gator bike ... or another Misty Dawn :)

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2 Girls 1 Sub

Beauty is barely skin deep as Kari Nautique and Playboy Playmate Hiromi Oshima gorge themselves on a delicious hot VEGETARIAN Quizno's sub sandwich. Mmmmmm ... Toasty!

See more of Kari and Hiromi visit Playboy's SubGirls. Gotta jet cause I be jonesin' me a tasty hot Quizno's vegetarian sub delight right about now. Ciao!

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VPilf Sarah Palin School Girl Action Figure

I have been on a brief sabbatical from posting on Bonez and found myself in need of some diversion from the humdrum of peaceful bliss and soul searching. My wandering brought me to surfing the net since I know it to be the abundant source of all goodness and mischief. I let the winds of internet fate guide me and what to my wandering eyes did appear but a twelve-inch action figure of my favorite potential VPilf, Sarah Palin. That's right, I bow repeatedly to the awesome foresight and shallow morals of the fine fiends over at HeroBuilders.Com. We're not worthy! We're not worthy! I can hardly wait until my lovely life-like Sarah Palin School Girl Action Doll arrives in her discreet unmarked plain brown packaging. Woo Hoo! I am eagerly looking forward to the release of the talking version VPilf with the vibro-massage hands, accessory parka and a high-powered hunting rifle with simulated moose carcass. I think I can maybe even fit her into Beauty Pageant Barbie's swimsuit for additional fantasy fun. Hey, wait! Swimsuit... hunting rifle... nah, that one's been done already.

Mermaid Queen Diane Webber Dies at 76

Legendary mermaid queen model Diane Webber (Marguerite Diane Empey) has died at the age of 76. Webber starred in the 1962 movie Mermaids of Tiburon also known as Aqua Sex and became the epitome of what men fantasized mermaids would be like. Under the name of Marguerite Empey she was Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month in May 1955 and in February 1956. The February 1956 photo spread included an underwater photo that clearly showed her pubic hair and was a historic first for Playboy.

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Redneck Waffle House Wedding

I get so tired of the redneck trailer park trash of the South defining the worldview of what Southerners are supposed to be like. I understand that I am perpetuating that very same negative image by posting this video on Bonez. However, the Waffle House wedding succinctly portrays the very thing I am bitching about. Embarrassingly, right down the ignorant son-of-a-buck going to his matrimonial death being named "Bubba".

Let me clue you in... Most Southern women are not Belles. Neither are they cigarette smoking incest victims, barefoot obese heifers, snaggle-toothed meth addicted unwed mothers, fashion-challenged potato sack wearing diva wannabes, idiotic sixth grade educated baby-making machines. Most Southern women are nothing like that at all.

Most Southern men are not genteel-men. Neither are they gosh darn knee-slapping rednecks, tobacco chewing clods in overalls, cigarette smoking inbred banjo pickers, beer drinking deer hunters and bass fishermen, mullet-haired truck driving Nascar fans, uncouth morons picking their noses and scratching their balls and asses in public. Most Southern men are nothing like that at all.

Know what I mean, Vern?

Under The Cover of Dark Shadows

In the 1960's, my sister and I came home every day after school and watched Dark Shadows. We were addicted. The production was hilariously bad, but that was part of the fun. Everybody flubbed their lines. The crew was constantly coughing, talking or laughing in the background. Nobody had a prayer when it came to acting.

Except for Barnabas. He kicked ass. He may have flubbed his lines from time to time, but he was a true thespian, a first class-actor. It was Barnabas, in addition to the eeriness of the ongoing story, who kept us coming back for more. Amazingly, this vampire soap opera lasted 5 years before it was canceled.

I remember so many gaffes, like the forest of cardboard trees that were knocked over and bounced right back as Barnabas chased some victim under the moonlight. The moon played a huge role in the production, as it supplied a necessary cutaway while Barnabas shoved his fangs into place. Many times he was still pushing them in when the camera cut back to him. Umph…umph…ah…there we are. Ready for the evening meal.

I started to think about Dark Shadows recently and decided to take a trip down memory lane and see if there was some video available on YouTube. I wasn’t disappointed. There were more than enough episodes to watch. But then I had a few surprises. First of all, at the age of ten, I don’t think I caught the homoerotic nature of the episode where Barnabas and Burke have a tête-à-tête in a Collinswood (gay) bar, with way too much conversation about thrusting and parrying. All of this was accomplished with Dating Game-style music playing in the background. Have a look:

Dark Shadows 1967 - Barnabas

My sister and I were in love with Barnabas. He was without a doubt the sexiest vampire on TV. Those piercing, dark eyes outlined in charcoal, his head tilted, eyes fixed on his victim. A forelock of hair perfectly arranged in exactly four points across his forehead. That British accent. The cape, the ring, the cane. That air of old money and the ever-threatening danger or titillating possibility of having him suck the life out of us. My sister and I longed to be Victoria Winters. Sigh. But today I found something that forever destroyed my 40-year-long fantasy… Regardez vous ici. Holy Crap! Old “Barny Boo” (I swear that's how he referred to himself!) is Gay! And in case you've forgotten, here's the theme song.

Try before you buy

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NSFW Video of Hot Cam Babe Stripping

Interestingly enough, whenever I post something like this video Bonez gets a lot more hits and page views. I don't understand it when there are so many other posts that are much more entertaining and possibly educational. And why do a large portion of those page views come from the Middle East? Such a majority of traffic focusing on so few posts that feature scantily clad women in lingerie or bikinis intrigues me. I will continue to study the phenomena...