I have been on a brief sabbatical from posting on
Bonez and found myself in need of some diversion from the humdrum of peaceful bliss and soul searching. My wandering brought me to surfing the net since I know it to be the abundant source of all goodness and mischief. I let the winds of internet fate guide me and what to my wandering eyes did appear but a twelve-inch action figure of my favorite
potential VPilf, Sarah Palin. That's right, I bow repeatedly to the awesome foresight and shallow morals of the fine fiends over at
HeroBuilders.Com. We're not worthy! We're not worthy! I can hardly wait until my lovely life-like Sarah Palin School Girl Action Doll arrives in her discreet unmarked plain brown packaging. Woo Hoo! I am eagerly looking forward to the release of the talking version VPilf with the vibro-massage hands, accessory parka and a high-powered hunting rifle with simulated moose carcass. I think I can maybe even fit her into Beauty Pageant Barbie's swimsuit for additional fantasy fun. Hey, wait! Swimsuit... hunting rifle... nah, that one's been done already.
