In the 1960's, my sister and I came home every day after school and watched Dark Shadows. We were addicted. The production was hilariously bad, but that was part of the fun. Everybody flubbed their lines. The crew was constantly coughing, talking or laughing in the background. Nobody had a prayer when it came to acting.Except for Barnabas. He kicked ass. He may have flubbed his lines from time to time, but he was a true thespian, a first class-actor. It was Barnabas, in addition to the eeriness of the ongoing story, who kept us coming back for more. Amazingly, this vampire soap opera lasted 5 years before it was canceled.
I remember so many gaffes, like the forest of cardboard trees that were knocked over and bounced right back as Barnabas chased some victim under the moonlight. The moon played a huge role in the production, as it supplied a necessary cutaway while Barnabas shoved his fangs into place. Many times he was still pushing them in when the camera cut back to him. Umph…umph…ah…there we are. Ready for the evening meal.
I started to think about Dark Shadows recently and decided to take a trip down memory lane and see if there was some video available on YouTube. I wasn’t disappointed. There were more than enough episodes to watch. But then I had a few surprises. First of all, at the age of ten, I don’t think I caught the homoerotic nature of the episode where Barnabas and Burke have a tête-à-tête in a Collinswood (gay) bar, with way too much conversation about thrusting and parrying. All of this was accomplished with Dating Game-style music playing in the background. Have a look:
Dark Shadows 1967 - Barnabas
My sister and I were in love with Barnabas. He was without a doubt the sexiest vampire on TV. Those piercing, dark eyes outlined in charcoal, his head tilted, eyes fixed on his victim. A forelock of hair perfectly arranged in exactly four points across his forehead. That British accent. The cape, the ring, the cane. That air of old money and the ever-threatening danger or titillating possibility of having him suck the life out of us. My sister and I longed to be Victoria Winters. Sigh. But today I found something that forever destroyed my 40-year-long fantasy…
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Holy Crap! Old “Barny Boo” (I swear that's how he referred to himself!) is Gay!
And in case you've forgotten, here's the theme song.
