Redneck Pole Dancing Babe Brings Artistic Culture to the Masses

Okay, I know that the title of this post is potentially inflammatory or even derisive to a certain segment of our population but the term is used with the utmost respect in this instance. Many of my friends and family are proud of their redneck legacy and have no problem with frequently acting it out in public without caring what some damn Yankee, city slicker or high-falutin' snobby too good for their britches goody two-shoes may think or say. Any place or occasion can be an opportunity to gleefully display their redneck pride. Be it at the Wal-Mart or the flea market or the Waffle House or the Dairy Queen or the monster truck rally or hells yeah! at the gol' dern NASCAR races, dontcha know.

Today, I was going to post about a redneck wedding at the Wal-Mart but my intensive research into that historic venue found that it wasn't as cutting edge or as unusual as I had originally thought it to be. In my extensive and exhaustive online search for the truth I discovered that there is plenty of redneck material outside of Wal-Mart and Waffle House weddings to keep me in Bonez posts for the next several years. Fear not, Faithful Readers, this blog will NOT become a redneck haven of silliness and debauchery. Well, maybe a just a little debauchery from time to time but definitely not an over abundance of redneck silliness... except when it fits the need for an easy laugh or three.

So, how in the world did I get from aborted redneck Wal-Mart wedding post to redneck pole dancing babe post? I won't delve too deeply into the psychological processes since that may scare off some of the more squeamish of the Bonez Readers. However, it was a logical transition (at least, to me) and a genuine intent to bring more class and culture to the pages of Bonez. The grand result of that inward struggle for true blogging Zen is a series of YouTube videos to tantalize and educate any hapless wanderer who stumbles across Bonez.

Not wanting to give Readers a one-side viewpoint or to focus strictly on the obvious talents of our redneck pole dancing babe above, I decided to provide an example of the ancient sport as performed in more upscale cultured places like New York City on a daily basis.


Some of you may not be aware that pole dancing is also an acceptable form of panhandling. Research has shown that pole dancing for food is much more productive for the average beggar than is the stereotypical "will work for food" scheme practiced by a majority of the street beggars in our major metropolitan areas and at most bus stations. Expect to see more street corner pole dancers capitalizing on this method of generating a respectable income in these trying economic times. You may also notice a definite change in characteristic style of the dancers' execution of certain standard moves. This variance is acceptable with the understanding of the regional traditional differences that are passed on from generation to generation of pole dancers. Great pride is taken in upholding and passing along these unique modifications to the global standards of pole dance techniques.

You know a sport or artistic expression has gone mainstream whenever it get its own USB device. So, get your pole dancin' Geek on with the awesomely realistic USB Pole Dancer.


I am sure many of you female Bonez Readers are wondering how you too can enjoy the benefits and emotional freedom of expressing yourself through pole dancing. Ever vigilant of our readers' thirst for informative informational information Bones proudly presents the introductory course for beginning pole dance artists wannabes.


Okay, you got me. I was kidding. Here's the real pole dancing instructional video for beginners along with the official pole dance starter kit.


For eons dance has been one form of spiritual expression in almost every faith and religion around the world. The pole dance is often but another form of that expression of one's spirituality. Don't believe me? I offer as proof of my assessment the angelic performance of Ms. Lucy Misch for your enjoyment.


And for those of you who still are not sure of the artistic merit of the sacred art of pole dancing here is one final video of a very serious and beautiful presentation to the classic tune of Swan Lake.


Thus, I rest my case and am convinced that I have done a tremendous service to the blogosphere with my unadulterated unbiased presentation of pole dancing, redneck babes and the artistic spiritual expression of dance.