Showing posts with label Biker Babe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Biker Babe. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

19-02-12 Linx of the Preternatural, Prodigious, and Propaedeutic


The Ross Sisters - Solid Potato Salad

Photograph by Grace Roselli
Watch this stunning time-lapse video of an Alpine Newt zygote as it becomes a tadpole in six minutes (via Miss Cellania)

Naked motorcycle riding in freezing weather becomes more popular in California (via Ride Apart)

12 Creepy urban legends that turned out to be true (via Grunge)

Photo for Sale on Etsy by NatanicPhoto 
Grace Roselli's erotic 'Naked Bike Project' (2015-2018) (via Grace Roselli)

200 Hottest Female Celebrities of 2018 (via IMDb)

The Rise and Decline of Metallica and American Liberty (via Strike The Root)

35 Reasons Why You Should Store Vinegar (via Food Storage Moms)

The Fairy Investigation Society and The Great Fairy Sex Scandal of 1960 (via Fortean Times)

The Day Mysterious Fireballs and Men in Black Descended on Philadelphia (via Daily Grail)

Sunday, February 10, 2019

Top 10 Outrageous Burger King Scandals



Video by Babble Top

Image found @ AdWeek
Further documented Burger King legal battles (some still pending) can be found all over the internet. I've been an on again off again consumer of Burger King food products even though I am so turned off by the mascot Burger King himself (more on "The King" in a later Bonez post). I have eaten Whoppers in about 30 of the 50 U.S. states and in five or six European countries. No, they don't taste the same in Europe and that's not because of the horsemeat contamination. In my opinion, the only thing that makes European Whoppers passable is the fact some of the Burger Kings in Europe also serve large amounts of really good Beer (McDonald's has more beer selling locations and started serving beer years before Burger King jumped on the money train of adding alcoholic beverages to their menu. However, McDonald's has its own European legal problems.). The beer definitely makes the experience better.  But I digress ...

Some harder to find Burger King sex scandals like their apology for a Russian ad offering a lifetime supply of Whoppers to Russian women who got pregnant by World Cup players are nonetheless entertaining in their own right.

KRUSTY PUNCHING GIF by GIPHY
My favorite is still the BK Super Seven Incher (fondly referred to as 'the blowjob ad' by many Burger King critics) pictured above left. 'Burger King raped my face', claimed the angry model whose image was used without her permission. She (who mysteriously has never been named) called for a Burger King boycott protesting her being featured in the sexually suggestive ad, saying, "...with no due regard to me as a person, profited off reducing me to an orifice for their penis sludge; publicly humiliating me in the process." Penis Sludge? Er, okay then. Her viral YouTube video rant was taken down (again, under mysterious circumstances) I must assume after Burger King quietly paid her off for the services rendered against her will, i.e., Face Rape with Super Seven Incher Penis Sludge. Respectfully, no pun intended by Bonez, of course.

So, I added to the Top 10 Outrageous Burger King Scandals a few you will not find on YouTube to further entertain Bonez readers. If you desire to learn even more interesting "facts" about Burger King and Whoppers click this hyperlink now and then stay tuned to Bonez (i.e., SUBSCRIBE for totally Free Updates) for future Burger Madness and other world revelations.

Adiós amigos Bonez hasta que nos volvamos a encontrar.

Unwritten Rules of the Road Every Rider Must Know


Unwritten Rules of the Road Every Rider Must Know: If you’ve got a motorcycle endorsement, chances are you’ve got a grasp on the written rules of the road. But did you know there are plenty of unwritten rules that are just as important? Not following these rules won’t just make you look dumb; it could get you killed. So if you want to stay safe, make friends and earn some good biker karma, make sure you commit this list to memory. 1. Never touch someone else's bike without asking first. For many people, a motorcycle is like a...

Esther Evrengun Motorvrouw 2013

Friday, February 08, 2019

19-02-08 Freaky Friday Fun


55 Catastrophic Star Wars Costume Fails (via The Swedish Bed)

Photos of the Land Where Dolly Parton Is Benefactor, Muse, and Queen (via VICE)

60 Crazy Medical Practices Doctors Thought Made Sense (via History Daily)

Big Foot is a Ghost or an Interdimensional Entity (via Week In Weird)

Man Spotted Asleep Behind the Wheel of  a Tesla on the Highway (via Geekologie)

E-Cigarettes Really Can Help You Quit Smoking, Large New Study Finds (via Gizmodo)

Each State’s Most Streamed TV Show in 2018 (via Mental Floss)

Baby Born From the Dead? (via Neatorama)

American Democrats are NOT Capitalists or Socialists (via The Hill)

Battery Fueled by Iron and Water Could Transform the Power Grid (via The Good Stuff)

Tuesday, February 05, 2019

The Miss Buffalo Chip Video So Hot It’ll Melt Your Screen


The Miss Buffalo Chip Video So Hot It’ll Melt Your Screen

The biker babes from the Miss Buffalo Chip Pageant turn up the heat more than two-lanes of blacktop baking in an August South Dakota sun every time they set foot on the Wolfman Jack Stage. Lucky for you, Sturgis Rider TV® All Access caught everything you may have missed while wiping the steam from your riding goggles, plus some behind-the-scenes footage that shows how these head-turning hotties like to party once they step off the stage. Now that your pipes have cooled, grab some popcorn and...

Other Related Bonez Posts: Biker Babes

Monday, February 04, 2019

5 Reasons Biker Women Get Sexier with Age


5 Reasons Biker Women Get Sexier with Age: Some things in life just get better with age. Just like your first album, a box of cigars, a great bottle of whiskey, your favorite pair of riding boots or a comfy pair of jeans, biker women keep improving with the passing of time. Click through to find out five reasons why biker women get sexier with age and learn how you can attend or be a part of the Rally’s sexiest contest for 35+ biker women. 1. They’re confident. Mature biker women simply know who they are better than anybody...

Friday, February 01, 2019

19-02-01 Freaky Friday Fun



The LSD Archive at The Institute of Illegal Images - “It kept me from eating it if it was framed on the wall” - Mark McCloud on his amazing collection of LSD Blotters (via Flashbak)

New Research Says Lack Of Sex Makes Your Vagina Depressed - I do not have a vagina, but I think the same concepts and principles may apply to keep your penis from being depressed. (via Higher Perspectives)

Check Out This Dude's 'Emotional Support Gator' (via VICE)

Abandoned Shark Found in Defunct Wildlife Park (via Ripley's Believe It or Not!)

The Grave with a Window: Visiting the Mysterious Final Resting Place of Dr. Timothy Clark Smith (via Week In Weird)

Featuring hundreds of haunted, historical, and supernaturally-significant artifacts, the Traveling Museum of the Paranormal & Occult is the world’s only mobile museum of the unexplained. (via Traveling Museum of the Paranormal & Occult)

Have a Great Weekend ~ Bonez

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Play the Best Song in the World or I'll Eat Your Soul

Tenacious D's official music video for 'Tribute'.
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Lyrics:

This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul. (soul)
[Spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... Okay.
[Sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
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Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Irish People Try America's Strongest Alcohol


Tenacious D Kicked the Devil's Ass Back to Georgia


Tenacious D has always been one of my secret pleasures in the music world. I was introduced to them by one of my favorite not-sons, E, who used to be a frequent contributor here on Bonez. However, his talents far outgrew his Master's teachings and he moved on to bigger and better things elsewhere. Tenacious D is the greatest band in the world of all time (according to them) and is made up of Jack Black and Kyle Gass. I plan on more posts soon featuring Tenacious D and Jack Black's influence in the entertainment industry. Stay Tuned!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

I Heart Me Some Superslab Gators and Misty Dawns


I loves me some gator on hot superslab for breakfast lunch or dinner. My Harley powers down the highway like a predatory beast chewin up the miles with no fear of them sinister gators and their unruly hides barrin our path. Gators come in all shapes and sizes and even the smallest of them can give you an instant laundry problem in your tidy whities ... or a quick trip to the hospital or the morgue for those less fortunate to tangle with one unexpectedly. My Harley shows no sign of backin down when she spies one of the ornery critters laying all innocent like on the concrete roadway and it is up to me to reign her in and put a little heel to her to steer her head around the rubbery monster she really shouldn’t mess with. She seems to forget that night a few months back when we were plowin through the night at seventy-five or eighty on that Kentucky superslab with Captain Hawkeye when that big ass gator snuck up on us out of the blackness and nearly swallowed us whole. I know I about shit my britches and screamed like a girl as my pelvis was rammed up through my rib cage and my sweetheart Harley bucked like a crazy mare who’d seen a rattlesnake. We come through it all right but I have the emotional scars and still wake up from nightmares to that girlie scream and sweatin like a pig. Now I know them gators move around at night and bein all nocturnal and all and not just lazin around sleeping on the hot superslab in the day time. My dear Super Glide Custom has a tendency to quickly forget and she recons that she got through that one all right so what’s to worry about running up on another one. I love her but she can be so damn hard headed at times when it comes to cutting her own path down the highway.


No, I am not talkin about THAT kind of gator ...
I'm talkin about THIS kind of gator ... a frakkin Road Gator!


A friend of mine used to hunt superslab gators on his bike. But he rode a rice burner ... er ... metric cruiser with a Japanese name. He didn’t much care about basic maintenance and such on his bike and he was pretty fearless ... translate “fearless” as ignorant as hell ... and he bragged about killin gators with his iron (aluminum and plastic) steed and made a game of gator jumpin like he was one of them Jack*Ass movie stars or somethin. Well, one day he called me and was actin all giddy like and shoutin into the phone about tryin to jump the biggest dang gator he’d ever laid eyes on and it about killed him and how he totaled his P.O.S. Japanese named bike but he still killed the beast and how the insurance man was goin to give him a ton-o-money and he was goin to get himself a real man’s bike like mine and he, in fact, had made so much money by wrecking his bike and killing that gator that he was going to get himself a custom made one of a kind chopper-iffic motorcycle babe-magnet make your Momma cry bike to end all biker wet dreams from here on in. Yeah, he talked all funny like that for real.

I didn’t hear from my friend for a couple of months and then I got an e-mail from him with this picture attached ...


Now you can probably guess at my amazement that he indeed done gone and built himself a custom made one of a kind chopper-iffic motorcycle babe-magnet make your Momma cry bike to end all biker wet dreams from here on in real man’s bike. But I was not so convinced that it was really the alleged motorcycle babe magnet he had dreamed it would be and I told him so. A couple days later he sent me another email with THIS picture attached.


Yep, I loves me some superslab gators, but I ain’t got the kahunas to do what my buddy did ... even for another Misty Dawn potential out there. Which is probably for the best as I don’t think there’s enough room in this world for another superslab gator bike ... or another Misty Dawn :)

Friday, July 30, 2010

Biker Babes Friday 6

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Real Women Ride

Monday, June 28, 2010

People Watching Me Watching Them

BikerGirlWhen I ride I am acutely aware of every aspect of my surroundings just as most good riders are. My senses are heightened and I feel as if I have a keenness of perception that often alludes me when I am not straddling my Harley. This sensitivity to everything really assists in one of my favorite pastimes, that of people watching.

I notice how people look at me or the group I am riding with and it is really a mixed bag of reactions.  Some wave and smile and you can see almost envy in their eyes as if they were wishing they were riding on the back or could be in my boots. Some little children look wide-eyed at me with my dark glasses and black leather and loud rumbling bike and they can't figure out if I am one of the good guys or the bad guys. That's right, some see me as a misfit and possibly an outlaw ... judging me on appearances only without knowing anything about the man who thrills to the ride and has honor and compassion for all mankind in his heart. It is obvious that others think of me as reckless, a wild one, or a irresponsible free spirit instead of the professional business man I am in my non-riding moments. Some even show outright fear and try not to be caught looking my way as if they were afraid I was going to do something evil by pulling up beside them.

Then I see those that also ride or have ridden in the past. You can see it in their expressions as clear as day. They look at me and the bike and appreciate the oneness they know man and machine shares. They look past me and see themselves there, remembering good times or appreciating the moment knowing the exhilaration I am feeling and sharing that feeling anew in their own minds. They've ridden and know the feeling of freedom and near abandonment yet in total control of not only our machine but of our lives at that moment. They understand the choice to freely ride and enjoy the wind and environment on a whole new level of sensation. The scitillation of danger, being on the edge, the confidence of that choice clear in our hearts.

Those few that see past the stereotype and understand the love of riding don't judge the person sitting in the saddle. They know riders come from all walks of life. We are fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, veterans, firemen, policeman, doctors, lawyers, and every occupation in between. We are all faiths and no faith, and yes, even a few outlaws. However, no matter who we are when we are not in the saddle while we are riding we are all proud members of an elite brother/sisterhood of individuals with the common love of motorcycles, riding and freedom of expression.

If you don't ride you don't know. How true.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Lingerie Model Elizabeth Cruz and a Road Rage Performance Custom Chopper


Video by Road Rage Performance
In this video tall and lean bikini model Elizabeth Cruz poses with "Kiss My Brass" a Custom Built Road Rage Performance bike in some sexy tasteful black lingerie.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Tail of the Dragon 318 Curves in 11 Miles