Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts

Sunday, March 17, 2019

19-03-17 Linx of the Preternatural, Prodigious, and Propaedeutic

Bad Romance - Vintage 1920's Gatsby Style Lady Gaga Cover by Postmodern Jukebox

WORLD'S SHORTEST ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE! (via Hot Springs, Arkansas)

Robot caterpillars could replace your doctor in a few years. (via Inverse)

Sometimes I miss war. Civilians often confuse war with combat — but for veterans returning home, it’s much more complicated.  (via Medium)

The Great Star Wars Heist - In 2017, an uncovered toy theft ruptured the Star Wars collecting community. Two years later, the collectors—and the convicted—are still looking for a way forward. (via Popular Mechanics)

100 Kamasutra sex positions - If you're bored of your bedroom antics and fancy spicing things up between the sheets, look no further than these Kamasutra sex positions. (via Netmums)

20 Crazy Facts You Never Knew About One Dollar Bills - What's in your wallet will totally surprise you! (via BestLife)

Why The Beatles' Yellow Submarine is a Trippy Cult Classic (via BBC)

Thursday, February 21, 2019

19-02-21 Linx of the Preternatural, Prodigious, and Propaedeutic


Scientists Are Testing a Way to Exterminate Mosquitoes for Good (via Popular Mechanics)

17 Year-Old Boy Scout Built A Nuclear Reactor In His Backyard 20 Years Ago And Made The Neighborhood Radioactive (via BoredPanda)

The death of the internal combustion engine (via The Economist)

Weird and Hilarious Webcams around the World (via The Frisky)

7 Medicines You Should Know How To Make At Home (via Ask a Prepper)

Evolution of Television 1920-2020 (via Captain Gizmo)

Facebook: The Government's Propaganda Arm (via Liberty Nation)


Friday, February 08, 2019

19-02-08 Freaky Friday Fun


55 Catastrophic Star Wars Costume Fails (via The Swedish Bed)

Photos of the Land Where Dolly Parton Is Benefactor, Muse, and Queen (via VICE)

60 Crazy Medical Practices Doctors Thought Made Sense (via History Daily)

Big Foot is a Ghost or an Interdimensional Entity (via Week In Weird)

Man Spotted Asleep Behind the Wheel of  a Tesla on the Highway (via Geekologie)

E-Cigarettes Really Can Help You Quit Smoking, Large New Study Finds (via Gizmodo)

Each State’s Most Streamed TV Show in 2018 (via Mental Floss)

Baby Born From the Dead? (via Neatorama)

American Democrats are NOT Capitalists or Socialists (via The Hill)

Battery Fueled by Iron and Water Could Transform the Power Grid (via The Good Stuff)

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Nothing Personal It's Just Business


Apparently, Darth Vader's charming personality was not enough to recruit young men to the glamorous life of an Empire stormtrooper. Being quite the businessman, though, the Dark Sith Lord hired one of the galaxy's prominent advertising and marketing agencies to come up with a line of recruitment posters that no hot-blooded lad could resist. The results are the ingenious and alluring ads featured at The Swedish Bed (All about buzz, cooking, and stuff you want to know if you want to survive the zombie apocalypse). While you are over there do not forget to browse some of their other fine informative posts. Tell 'em Bonez sent ya. Oh, by the way, The posters artist is the famous Feng Zhu. Check out his school and other stuff here.


Oh, happy happy, joy joy we have a new DISCL0SUR3 video release of additional "skinny bob" real alien footage from 1961 when a certain clause of our "treaty" with them was broken. More will be revealed later.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Three Years? A Monster Looks Back


Hi there, folks. Long time no see. Not for want of interest, mind you, just that life has a way of getting in the way of life, if you catch my drift.

But all of that is circumstantial. What I'm here to talk about is the milestone of three unholy years of terror unleashed by Tony upon the web. A celebration of the daily rigmarole that Tony and his erstwhile crew of bloggers manage to unleash upon the interwebs.

I have been a watcher of Bonez since the earliest days. (If you want to get technical, I was around before Bonez, before Bad Monkey, before blogging even existed.) I stood in the sideline for many years, appreciating the art of what Tony was doing; the back and forth with his readers over the minutiae of whatever topic he felt like discussing.

Over many long years, I told Tony of my deep held love of writing and of my desire to cut my teeth in the skill, to see if I could match on paper (or screen) what I thought I had in my mind. The invitation was laid before me long ago. Only my all too human fears prevented me from taking that plunge.

It was Bonez, however, that gave me the final nudge to try my hand at this. And so on July 10 of 2007, I made my first foray into the world of blogging. (For the record, a meandering and pointless little piece promising things that never came to pass.)

Regardless of my own interpretation, the piece seemed to attract a small crowd of onlookers, and before long I found myself befouling the front page of Bonez several times a week, spilling forth the purulent contents of my mind to an all too eager readership.

But what attracted me most about Bonez was the motley assemblage of writers, the crew of ne'er-do-wells and malcontents that made up the Bonez of the day. It was fun to engage in witty repartee with my co-writers, while all the time challenging myself to meet the challenge that their work presented.

Throughout the years the staff has changed. Such is the way of team blogs. Writers come and writers go. For my own part, I drifted off into my own little self-indulgent world (which I have rarely inhabited of late).

But the absence of new material from me has not dulled my interest in Bonez, nor has it affected the quality and quantity of output that your intrepid team manages to put forth.

It has been a great honor to be a part of the Bonez team and I look forward to future contributions and collaborations.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Grocery Store Wars


I think this is a strange way of expressing your feelings about Star Wars, but then it's still a parody with potatoes and cucumbers. Being immortal I enjoy non-GMO (genetically modified organisms) farm produce. I want to educate non-immortals they are potentially hurting themselves by eating the dark side of the farm. This film educates while it entertains and made me laugh a lot even though I don't think George Lucas made it. I don't think George Lucas is an immortal like me, but I will ask him.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

It Ain't No Numa Numa Dance


Though it's not as hilarious (and uplifting) like the Numa Numa Dance video or as bust-your-gut laughable as the Star Wars Kid video, the latest homegrown video spoof that is making its way around the net and onto people's desktops around the world is of two Chinese teen boys lipsyncing the Back Street Boyz "I Want It That Way" in front of their webcam. I found myself more interested in trying to figure out what video game their roommate was playing in the background and noticing that it appears the latest Chinese teenage boys fashion craze is layering NBA jerseys over t-shirts. There are actually much more interesting videos posted on the new Google Videos search engine. Just type in "viral" and see what comes up.