I'm a Freak Bitch, Baby I Don't Wanna be Friends

I have a confession to make.

I choose right now to boldly step out of the closet and admit my dark secret infatuation for Lady GaGa. There, I did it and I am not ashamed. Yes true BONEZ believers, that strange ... nee, Bizarre sexy nymph over-the-top songstress has captivated my sweaty music video psycho-sexual fantasies. In doing so, Lady GaGa has accomplished what no other pop diva could have hoped for and dethroned the Material Girl Like a Virgin Madonna who reigned over my deeply buried fetish urges for the last twenty-something years. I do not care how un-Biker-like it may be to come clean with this confession. I do so with full understanding that I may well become a marked man for ridicule and derision in the Biker Community at large. DILLIGAF? Of course not. Ride your own ride, Baby, and mine is Lady GaGa ... at least for this post.

I do not know what attracts me so much to her art (yes, I believe it is ART and superb showmanship). Maybe it is the combination of psycho-sexual innuendo, classic glamor infused with fantasy and science fiction anime-like qualities ... every fanboy's fetish wet dream? Her songs get caught up in my head and I find myself mentally singing,

"I want your love
love-love-love
I want your love"

over and over and it actually makes me feel good and light spirited in my stressful corporate shark infested world. And if it makes me feel good then it is good for me and true to my real nature. Thus, I am going with it and openly confessing my devotion to Lady GaGa here in front of the whole multitude of BONEZ fanatics... all three or five of them.


"I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it’s free
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love"

Hell, I do not even know what most of the words really mean, but it is so much fun in my brain and it makes my heart leap. The wicked vision she creates through her videos makes it all such a wonderful escapist excursion into her questionable manipulated reality and I do not care that others know I Live there for brief moments. It helps me cope with the steaming pile of feces that my own reality sometimes becomes and gives me renewed hope and strength that I will turn that pile of crap into a better tomorrow ... tomorrow. Isn't that what ART does? Inspires us to better tomorrows?

Just to show that I am not totally GaGa over the Lady I give you Caught in a bad BROmance created by some sick brethren that will have you singing

"Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah!
GaGa-oo-la-la!
Want your bad " BROmance.



Ra Ra Ooo Rah Rah a Bad BROmance Part Deux with an even sicker version of just plain outright Wrongness. I Don't Wanna be Friends!

Lady Gaga - Alejandro

WARNING: Don't watch this video if you are easily offended by crossdressers, homosexual innuendo, Catholic church references, Madonna spoofing, large variety of fetish-driven simulated sexual encounters, Nazis, tattoos, over the top artistic expression that flaunts amazing talents in the face of conventional puritanical thought, Three Stooges Moe haircuts, guns, or Lady Gaga herself.

Madonna: Sorry Music Video

There's not much that can be said about Madonna that hasn't been said before. I've been a Madonna fan from the start and most of that time a closet fan, unfortunately. She's always been one of those stars that it was questionable to admit to liking in certain crowds if you wanted to maintain any sense of social integrity or leave an impression of having good taste. Maybe that has been part of the attraction she has on me.  [Madonna's "Sorry" lyrics here]

Virgin Mary Statue Crying Tears of Blood

Red stains are seen running from the left eye of a statue of the Virgin Mary at the Vietnamese Catholic Martyrs Church in Sacramento, Calif., Tuesday, Nov. 22, 2005. According to Anthony Nguyen, a deacon at the Church, the stains first appeared more than a week ago, but they were wiped away. The stains reappeared a week later. Visitors have been flocking to the church to see what many call 'a miracle.'(AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli) [Click photo or here for more details news story]





Mr. Bonez sez, "Which reminds me... what's going on with the "other" Madonna?"

Madonna performs at The Astoria in central London, Nov. 19, 2005. (AP Photo / Yui Mok, PA-File)

Mr. Bonez sez, "Some things just get all the more better with age. Madonna recreates herself once more and reminds us that she's still that same Material Girl at heart but with a more sophisticated and alluring mature appeal."