19-03-01 Linx of the Preternatural, Prodigious, and Propaedeutic

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gets the superhero treatment in an upcoming comic book (via The Daily Dot)

Revealed: Facebook's internal rulebook on sex, terrorism, and violence. Leaked policies guiding moderators on what content to allow are likely to fuel debate about social media giant’s ethics. (via The Guardian)

400,000 LEGO Used to Create Full-Size Volkswagen Camper (via Neatorama)

THE TRAUMA FLOOR - The secret lives of Facebook moderators in America (via The Verge)

5 Tips on Surviving Our Impending Killer Alien Attack (via The Mary Sue)

The Saturn V Story: From Nazi Roots to America's Moon Rocket (via Popular Mechanics)

Man hunts for paranormal and haunted objects as his fulltime job (via Bored Panda)

Top 10 Funniest Super Bowl Commercials of 2019 Extended

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Cake or Death, You Nazi Shithead

Eddie Izzard is an English stand up comedian that delivers some of the funniest monologues that just crack me up. He's greatly influenced by Monty Python and one-ups them in many ways. He's the funniest drag queen I've ever listened to. Come to think of it, he's the ONLY drag queen I've ever listened to. Actually, he's not a real drag queen but only plays one for money. At least I think so so it won't be too gay for me to admit I like him. Not that I am worried about being construed as gay or anything. Thank you, Linda A. for introducing me to Mr. Izzard's work and trusting that he would not turn me gay.

I have been absent for far too long from my Love, them BONEZ. I kept an eye on her from a distance and observed how Markoni performed occasional blog CPR on her to keep that barely perceptible ember spark of life glowing oh so faintly. I am grateful to him and my other true Friends who let me know they longed for the past glory of what so many called their daily dose of BONEZ to be revived, nay raised from the proverbial ashes, to once again pump its virtual blog fist at the heavens and shout, "WHAT THE Phở?!?". I will not allow the screen scratching Stalker to scare me into pulling my blog covers over my head and hiding my candle under a bushel any longer. That is not who I really am and it is about time I take my stand and get back in the writing and blogging saddle and reclaim my cyberspace niche.

Lady Gaga - Alejandro

WARNING: Don't watch this video if you are easily offended by crossdressers, homosexual innuendo, Catholic church references, Madonna spoofing, large variety of fetish-driven simulated sexual encounters, Nazis, tattoos, over the top artistic expression that flaunts amazing talents in the face of conventional puritanical thought, Three Stooges Moe haircuts, guns, or Lady Gaga herself.

New World Order Demasculinizing America

Gever Tulley, the founder of the Tinkering School, talks about overprotected kids and spells out 5 1/2 "dangerous" things you should let your kids do. Allowing kids the freedom to explore, he says, will make them stronger and smarter and actually safer. I totally agree and think he's touching on the premise that we (U.S. citizens primarily and European citizens in general) are allowing the "de-masculinizing" of our male children as part of an overall pacification process dictated by the government.

Making U.S. citizens a mass of passive sheep that fear to question their government's motives or actions is but one of the steps in the devious process of Creeping Fascism: From Nazi Germany to Post 9/11 America. The Republican Bush regime is trying to pass the torch of fascism to their Bush clone on steroids, Mike Huckabee, trusting he will coldly continue the neocons' agenda of bringing about their blessed New World Order.

I had no idea what women endure when wearing sexy high heels. I hope there isn't a similar study concerning the hidden dangers of the nefarious thong panties. [Found @ Boing Boing]

Forget Tupperware and giggling homemakers swapping cookie recipes. Home Taser parties are all the new craze as women seek real weapons to protect themselves.