Jiminy Glick Interviews 'Ronald McDonald' - watch more funny videos
If Ronald McDonald is busy torturing and slaughtering innocent chickens every day then who's taking care of the business of maiming and butchering the cattle?
Where's the beef?!? I mean, with billions upon billions of hamburgers sold at McDonald's you would think that someone as important and high profile as Ronald would at least be overseeing the bovine massacre from his posh office overlooking the grandeur of the bloodletting pits. I just don't understand corporate America any longer. What is this world coming to when the maniacal killer clown icon (though not as maniacal or deranged as the Burger King) of your company is relegated to menial tasks like boiling live chickens? I am not implying that I support or condone Ronald's endeavors or McDonald's treatment of the "resources" that become their meat products and by-products. Ronald McDonald, like most mass murders, psychopaths and flesh eating clowns, has a tender (no, I don't mean chicken tender) side of themselves that embraces his genuine love and caring for his family and for the betterment of all the world's obese children. 
6 comments:
i kind of what to get me some mcnuggets right now.
but its always the fat people i see in line that turns me away.
GeologyJoe ~ Believe it or not, there are fat vegetarians, too. Primarily because of the faux "meats" (veggie dogs, veggie burgers, veggie chicken nuggets even) and other more highly processed foods infiltrating the vegetarian diets now that the life choice is becoming more accepted or even faddish. Getting back to basics and eating foods that are processed as little as possible and closest to the source is always what's best for our bodies and minds. Besides, if you don't wanna see the fat people to remind you just how unhealthy the fast foods are then use the drive-thru and save yourself the pain ... and burn more fossil fuels and pollute the air more. Um, okay, you more than likely would be hitting the drive-thru on your bike, though. Nice ...
i can tell you from experience that they hate it when a bicycle comes up to a drive thru window.
GeoJoe ~ That would be so cool to have a group of bicycles jamming the drive thru :) You should stage it sometime ... after you do some research to see just how much fuel and pollution drive thrus cost us. You will be amazed. Some towns have begun shutting down all drive thru services because of it. It is significant!
Ok, don't tell me you are a vegetarian????? I like my organic veggies but I still like my free range chicken and no hormone occiasional beef...lol
Tami ~ Actually, I label myself as a pescetarian and not a true vegetarian of Vegan. We (my son and I) eat eggs, dairy and fish/seafood (limited). No mammals or fowl. Guess that means we can also eat amphibians, reptiles, insects, et. al. So there you have it ... Oh, and the eggs and dairy we eat are always minimum organic and the eggs are definitely free range we purchase from a local farmer along with our honey and pecans. Now you've gone and got me hungry!
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