Harry Potter intently watched the
pirated video of
Britney Spears' boobs on his
iPhone.
"If the
RIAA or
MPAA ever caught wind that I was watching an
illegally downloaded movie of these
tits on an
Apple phone..." he thought to himself. His thoughts no longer on
sex, he tossed the
iPhone aside and picked up his
iPod to listen to the latest
podcast from
Fox News. Story after story on
Scooter Libby and all that rubbish on the
Valerie Plame affair assaulted his ears. The
Democrats were pulling another power move and were attempting to place the blame on
George Bush and
Dick Cheney again.
"Damn
liberals", he thought to himself. "
Republicans know damn well that
Al Qaeda and the
terrorists want nothing more than to take away
freedoms, our
American Idol and our
porn. He loaded up
Google to find the exact address for the
Wikipedia page on
WWE, thinking this might calm him down. Suddenly, his screen darkened and then switched to the dreaded blue screen of death.
"Damn you
Microsoft!" he roared, as he threw his
NASCAR cup at the wall. "
Fucking Windows XP!!!" he cried. "I should have bought
Windows Vista or at least used
Firefox instead of
Internet Explorer!!!"
"I have probably got a
virus infection or a load of
spyware due to the
torrents and
P2P I've been using", he sighed to himself. Oh well, even with the desktop down, he still had his
PowerBook that was set up to use
Linux. Pushing the stack of
Pokemon cards off the top of it, he opened it up and turned it on. Back to the
internet, he went in search of the latest
football and
baseball scores. He paused to look up nominations for the
Emmy Awards and the
Oscars. He wondered if the
Transformers would get a nod. He knew many
Christians,
Muslims,
Atheists,
Buddhists,
Hindus and
Jews that thoroughly enjoyed that film. He thought of loading up
World of Warcraft to have a go with his character, "
Jesus Mohammed", but opted instead to play some
Runescape. Finding himself bored, he opted instead to search for a
Disney based
poker game, but his searches returned nothing but "
hot xxx virgins" and "
barely legal webcam whores". Sighing to himself, he closed down his computer and resigned himself to an evening of
Halo 3.
Author, David Levy, believes that within the next few years robots will be developed that people will not only have sex with but fall in love with and even marry. See previous Bonez post- Daft Punk Robot Sex Dolls for further insight into this erotic mechanoid development. My question... what if the robots decide to only love and have sex only with each other? Also, with such intimate possibilities in mind, maybe the Three Laws of Robotics should be revised and expanded to bring them in line with 2008 thought processes as Station Atomica suggestions.
