Wax On, F*CK OFF with Ralph Macchio

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Jesus Is...A Dummy?

Who needs burning bushes or flaming virgins or stone tablets or, well, heck, who needs church...when you have Dummy Jesus?

Once you stop laughing at the album covers below, click on the following links to feast your eyes on the incredibly diverse Christian singin' commun-i-tay:

• The no-child-should-have-hair-this-high Christians
• The grown-up-gigantic-flaming-red-haired Christians
• Blind singing girl Christians (Oh please, please, please click)
• Karate Kristians
• Lumpy besweatered Christians
• Jim and Tammy Bakker do stuffed animals (be careful, it's a little skeery)

And now, without further a-doo-doo, here are the many faces of Dummy Jesus: