Showing posts with label Zombie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zombie. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Deadly Zombie Virus That Can Destroy Mankind Found in U.S.


It's like a horrific blood-chilling scene straight out of The Walking Dead and it can really happen much sooner than you think.

Researchers and Scientists say a deadly zombie deer disease (Yes, the CDC actually has used the term "Zombie Deer Disease") officially known as Chronic Wasting Disease or CWD, has infected the deer population in at least 24 states and two provinces in Canada as of January 2019 and it has the horrible potential to infect humans.

The following states have reported the disease: Arkansas, Colorado, Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Mexico, New York, North Dakota, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin and Wyoming. A whopping 42 counties in Nebraska reported CWD as of Feb. 19.

Experts from the University of Minnesota say CWD is a, quote, "fatal, neurological illness" that has inflicted several different types of deer. The infection attacks the brain, spinal cord, and other tissues in deer, elk, and moose, resulting in dramatic weight loss, lack of coordination, and even aggression before they eventually die.

CWD was first identified as a fatal wasting syndrome of captive mule deer in the late 1960s in research facilities in Colorado. The disease was first recognized in the wild in 1981 when a free-ranging elk from Colorado was diagnosed with the disease. By the mid-1990s, CWD had been diagnosed among free-ranging deer and elk in a contiguous area in northeastern Colorado and southeastern Wyoming, and Canada, where subsequent surveillance studies confirmed it to be endemic and epidemic.

In several locations where the disease is established, infection rates may exceed 10 percent (1 in 10), and localized infection rates of more than 25 percent (1 in 4) have been reported,’ the CDC report says. The infection rates among some captive deer can be much higher, with a rate of 79% (nearly 4 in 5) reported from at least one captive herd.

Once CWD is established in an area, the risk can remain for a long time in the environment. The affected areas are likely to continue to expand. The chronic wasting disease can be found in both free-ranging and farmed animals, and is known to have horrifying effects on those it infects – but, it can be years before an animal begins to show signs. Meaning human cross-infection could occur years before exhibiting symptoms, thus allowing years of spreading the virus by unknowingly infected people to other humans.

According to the Twin Cities Pioneer Press, Michael Osterhold, director of the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy at the University of Minnesota, issued a warning on possible effects on humans to state lawmakers. 'It is probable that human cases of chronic wasting disease associated with consumption with contaminated meat will be documented in the years ahead,' Osterhold said. 'It’s possible the number of human cases will be substantial, and will not be isolated events.' Osterhold emphasized the direness of this situation by stating, 'If Stephen King could write an infectious disease novel, he would write about prions like this.'
“If Stephen King could write an infectious disease novel, he would write about prions like this."
— Michael Osterholm
“CWD passes from animal to animal through prions, misfolded proteins that cause other proteins to misfold around them,” NPR previously reported. “Different prion diseases tend to only harm certain species, but can evolve to overcome those limitations.” Add to this that prions are nearly indestructible, capable of withstanding temperatures well above 1,000 degrees — and unlike viruses, CWD prions remain viable in the wild for years, sitting in the dirt, getting sucked up by plant roots and even just resting on inanimate objects.

Peter Larsen, an assistant professor at the U’s College of Veterinary Medicine, told lawmakers of a research project where a CWD-exposed rock was placed in a cage with hamsters — and they became infected. “If I were to model contamination, the closest thing I can think of is it would be similar to modeling radioactive material,” Larsen said as reported by the Twin Cities Pioneer Press.

According to the New York Times, sick animals and cadavers can spread prions through plants and soil, which could be coated with deformed proteins for years, perhaps even decades.

Medical Scientists believe the consumption of contaminated meat or even drinking water could lead to humans getting the disease. Which comes with symptoms like vacant stare, exposed ribs, drooling, stumbling, lack of coordination, head lowering, tremors, repetitive walking in set patterns, lack of fear, aggression, and nervousness. Excessive salivation and grinding of the teeth also are observed. Most deer shows increased drinking and urination; the increased drinking and salivation may contribute to the spread of the disease and introduce the virus into our soil, plants and water supply.


My personal research through CDC reports produced over 160 filed reports about this disease and its potential effects on other animals and possible transmission to humans over time. I found a detailed report from 2003 that strangely appears to be a possible link to the disease crossover to humans as early as 1976. You can read the report entitled Fatal Degenerative Neurologic Illnesses in Men Who Participated in Wild Game Feasts --- Wisconsin, 2002 to read for yourself. Let me know what you think once you have digested (no pun intended) the facts from this report.

Or, as this report abstract from 2003 states:
"The transmission of the prion disease bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) to humans raises concern about chronic wasting disease (CWD), a prion disease of deer and elk. In 7 Colorado counties with high CWD prevalence, 75% of state hunting licenses are issued locally, which suggests that residents consume most regionally harvested game. We used Colorado death certificate data from 1979 through 2001 to evaluate rates of death from the human prion disease Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD). The relative risk (RR) of CJD for CWD-endemic county residents was not significantly increased (RR 0.81, 95% confidence interval [CI] 0.40–1.63), and the rate of CJD did not increase over time (5-year RR 0.92, 95% CI 0.73–1.16). In Colorado, human prion disease resulting from CWD exposure is rare or nonexistent. However, given uncertainties about the incubation period, exposure, and clinical presentation, the possibility that the CWD agent might cause human disease cannot be eliminated. (Emphasis Mine)
Pape WJ, Forster JE, Anderson CA, Bosque P, Bosque P, Miller MW. Human Prion Disease and Relative Risk Associated with Chronic Wasting Disease. Emerg Infect Dis. 2006;12(10):1527-1535. https://dx.doi.org/10.3201/eid1210.060019

The problem of the unknown incubation period is what is holding the CDC back from boldly stating potential effects on humans who may already be infected with this virus.

I could not find any official CDC reports of research on how the virus may be communicated between the animals. One of my concerns is if it can be transferred via blood-sucking insects like ticks, flies, fleas, mosquitos, etc. which could also bite humans. However, I did find this report by a Colorado CWD research team (StopCWD.org) that does not appear in the CDC report directories I perused. The report copyrighted in 2003 does postulate my concerns of the possible insect transmission process to other animal species and thus to humans through non-deer related food consumption and drinking water.

Currently, there have been no reported cases of CWD in humans and there are no vaccines or treatments for the disease.


Read the full study published in the “Microbiology and Molecular Biology Reviews” at mmbr.asm.org.


Tuesday, February 19, 2019

19-02-19 Linx of the Preternatural, Prodigious, and Propaedeutic



Video Edit: Mermaid Hotel, Song: 'Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)', Artist: Emily Browning, Album: Sucker Punch (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

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Defense Intelligence Agency Comments On The Reality of “Astral Projection” (via Collective Evolution)

The Legend of London's Time-Traveling Tomb (via Mental Floss)

The Tree That Everyone Should Grow In Their Backyard (via Ask a Prepper)

Elon Musk and an Artificial Intelligence Too Dangerous to Be Made Public (via Mysterious Universe)

Brain-Eating Zombie Deer Disease Will Likely Spread To Humans (via Daily Beast)

Sunday, May 22, 2011

CDC Approved Zombie Apocalypse Kickin' Up Mud


Playboy puts fifty-seven years of hot naked women online at outrageous prices. Playboy will provide every page of every issue since it began in 1953. The catch is that they are offering it only as a subscription service for eight dollars a month, $60 per year and $100 for two years. Really? I mean, I realize there are over 130,000 pages of Playboy goodness there but who would pay that much money? Heck, who knows how many real pages of just pictures of the famous Playboy women there are. I'll bet over 50% of those 130,000 pages don't even have any naked women on them. What a waste of disk space and bandwidth ... I mean, from the subscribers' perspective, which I am not one. Just sayin'. Okay, so it's optimized for the iPad ... big whoop.


Well, it's official. The Center for Disease Control (CDC) posted the official guidelines for preparation for and surviving the impending Zombie Apocalypse that Bonez writers have long foretold. I think the CDC should consult E as it appears they have some of their zombie behavior "facts" a little askew. I am still confused on the ones that eat brains and the ones that just eat human flesh. Which ones are the shamblers and which ones are the cognitive ones who can actually talk and run? It seems to me the information is not nearly sufficient and the CDC should invest in hiring some real zombie experts like E to get the facts straight and thereby maybe ... just maybe saving a few more lives. There is still a lot of good advice, though. For instance, under the emergency plans section, number four, 'Plan your evacuation route' says, "When zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast! Plan where you would go and multiple routes you would take ahead of time so that the flesh eaters don’t have a chance!" Wait, aren't zombies always hungry? And exactly WHY are they hungry? They're effin' DEAD, for goodness sake. Why would a dead and putrefying mindless corpse need sustenance at all? Okay, these are deeper questions than I am not trained to answer so I hope E will respond and shed some light on this matter.

Further proof the zombie apocalypse is looming in our near future is the fact that companies are building zombie-proof structures to protect the lucky few from the insatiable zombie hordes. Not only are these underground bunkers zombie-proof but they are even luxurious by most survivalist standards. You can get into the cheap ones at about $25,000.00 per person which sounds pretty damn cheap when you consider that alternative of becoming zombie food and/or a zombie yourself. I guess these shelters are the next logical step to the old skool fallout and tornado shelters I grew up with. These concrete and steel reinforced underground mansions may provide the answer to the survival of our species and I am looking for the nearest one to give my twenty-five grand to hold my reservation. Wonder if I can pick my room colors and carpet pattern ... To celebrate the embarrassing "I told ya' so" moment for a select few zealot evangelical fundamentalist Christian followers of the two-time prophetic loser, Harold Camping, I leave this post with a masterful mash-up rendition of Blondie's Debbie Harry and the Doors entitled "Rapture Riders". Apropos, don't ya' think? Not very Christian of them to be so eager to rise up to meet Jesus while thumbing their noses at the remaining six billion plus souls who were to die horribly. People killed by an egotistical, jealous God ... doesn't that amount to infanticide against his own spirit children of Earth? Guess his commandments don't apply to him. Guess you can break the rules if you make them. Still, that does not warrant the Campingites belligerent sanctimonious holier than thou judgmental bullshit behavior against the rest of humanity. Shame Shame Shame. ἐδάκρυσεν ὁ Ἰησοῦς Jesus wept.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Back from the Grave

Who best to handle a piece about pesky zombie infestations with a cast of certified zombie killers? Sorry Tony, but I'm going to have to nominate myself on this one.

For those who are newer to Bonez, I am one of the older contributors round these parts; considering (but still undecided on) a comeback to the literary world. And my credentials?
  • Participant in two zombie walks
  • Family photos done as zombies
  • Preparing for a zombie pub crawl
  • Two zombie tattoos
  • Having a zombie wedding later this year
I think it goes without saying that I've got Z-cred.

So why am I jumping in here all uppity and antagonistic? Because I'm furious over this trailer. Furious, I say.

Aside from Tony stating that Michael Rooker's primary credit is "The Walking Dead", when any self respecting horror fan knows that he was Henry, he seems to have missed my primary point of contention with this trailer.

When discussing zombies and zombie lore, one must be cognizant of the ideological rift inherent in the zombieverse as laid out in history. Namely, there are two separate schools of zombie classification: Romeroism and O'Bannonism. For what it's worth, I'm a strict Romeroist.

Romeroism
O'Bannonism
Zombies eat fleshZombies eat brains
Nobody knows why there are zombiesZombies formed by the chemical Trioxin
Zombies have little to no memoryZombies retain full memory
Unintelligent, act on instinctZombies speak, use tools, collaboration
Shambling, slow movingFast moving, high motor function
Unable to speakLet you know what's on their mind (brains)
Can only be killed by immolation or brain destructionDamn near unstoppable

Strictly speaking, all modern day zombie lore originates with the 1968 classic, "Night of the Living Dead", written by George Romero and John Russo. Due to a clerical oversight, NotLD was released sans copyright, so the creators reaped no financial reward for their creation.

In 1978, Romero released his sequel to NotLD, Dawn of the Dead. That same year Russo released a novel called "Return of the Living Dead". The rights to that novel were purchased by Dan O'Bannon, (Alien, Heavy Metal) and extensively rewritten.

The zombies in O'Bannon's retooled universe took on distinct personas from their Romero counterparts and the two series have ultimately been separated by use of moniker. Romero's movies are all titled "of the Dead", while the other series maintains "of the Living Dead".

So what has me so riled up? What's the point of all this zombology?

Simple. This trailer clearly depicts Romero inspired zombies. It uses the "of the Dead" title. It has George freakin' Romero as the godfather of all zombies.

Yet the song that plays in the background? "Partytime (Zombie Version)" by 45 Grave, best known as the featured tune in "Return of the Living Dead".

Okay, rant over. Continue about your lives.

Oh yeah, on a fun little personal note, this is actually my 100th post here.

Call of the Dead = Apocalyptic Zombie Killing Goodness


Who best to handle a pesky zombie infestation than a cast of certifiable zombie killers picked directly from a drooling fanboy's fevered geeky wet dreams? Who better can you think of to kick fetid maggot packed zombie boo-tay than the team of Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy The Vampire Slayer), Robert Englund (Freddie Kruger of Nightmare on Elm Street fame), zombie hottieMichael Rooker (Merle Dixon on the fantastic AMC series The Walking Dead based on Robert Kirkman's popular comic), and Danny Trejo (Machete). Man, that's even better than the original U.S. Olympic Basketball Dream Team of 1992! All four fictional "heroes" are playable characters in the new Call of Duty: Black Ops storyline that was inspired by B-movie horror master George A. Romero who also shows up as one of the Living Dead. I wonder if we get to behead him, too. Based on the Grindhouse production quality of the trailer I expect this to be full of lame one-liners and over the top gore and extreme fun. Can't wait to get my turn at some hack slash and blast a la Machete-style zombie massacring. Sweet!


Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Chainsaw Maid



Thursday, January 28, 2010

.357 Lover Event Horizon Zombie Celebrities

Travel beyond the furthest reaches of the galaxy with NYC's own .357 LOVER as they honor the film 'Event Horizon' with this original rock-anthem.
20 Celebrities as Zombies (Here: Sex & The City Girls)

Sunday, March 09, 2008

America's Got Talent....Redux

Okay, I've got to admit, I really wasn't expecting the kind of traffic we've been getting for my America's Got Talent post. I know that some of you are finding your way here because of a link on NBC's official forums for America's Got Talent. You came looking for an honest dissertation on the contestants of the day and who won and lost. Instead, you got one of my snarky and self-centered rants against the American populous. In the spirit of fairness, I have decided to give you the complete stats here, as I know that's what drew many of you here. I only hope that we can continue to keep you here to gnaw the meat from the various Bonez to be found in the pile.

Onto the stats:

Everything posted here is from the second taping in Atlanta, GA on February 27. (NOT the Dallas taping, as the original forum post might lead you to believe.) I have included names where I could and whatever details I could recall based on the notes I took.

1) Beverly "Guitar" Watkins and her band, made up of three of her sons. I know that they played a Ray Charles song, I want to say it's "What'd I Say", but don't quote me on that. The crowd loved them and they moved forward to Vegas.

2) The next act was a large group of women performing traditional African percussion and dancing. They were very upbeat and friendly and were accepted for Vegas, though they were given a warning that their act would require "more" in order for them to succeed. Singing was suggested.

3) Three women with retired service dogs that were to dance together. The women were dressed in cowgirl outfits and the dogs essentially stayed at their side looking for treats. They did not get to move on. One of the dogs is from my home town. :)

4) A gentleman named Ken. (I missed his last name.) He was playing a self-constructed instrument he called a "Hockey Racket" that contained a hockey stick, tennis racket and various other odds and ends that made a very odd sound. He did not progress.

5) A zombie clogging troupe that clogged to Thriller by Michael Jackson. They did not make it through as the judges felt that clogging had already been represented by an act from a previous taping and that their act lacked originality.

6) Next up was a 5-time national champion female impersonator. His character for the show was Dionne Warwick. He looked very convincing but his entire act consisted of lip-synching. He did not move up.

7) Brian Tierney and Jerry. They were a ventriloquist act. They did not advance as the judges felt that the previous year's winner (a ventriloquist, I'm led to assume) so excelled in his art that everybody else came up flat.

8) Erin and Alexis Jones, a sister team from Louisiana. They made note of how much their grandmother admired David Hasselhoff. The audience was rather displeased with their performance of "Killing Me Softly" and they were ultimately "buzzed" by all three judges. They were given a rather harsh critique of their performance, after which they noted that their grandmother, who had so loved Hoff, was in fact dead.

9) Michelle and Melanie, twins performing a clogging routine. Mentioned a now dead cat of theirs that had been named for Jerry Springer. They were very quickly buzzed by all three judges.

10) The Marching Abominables. This was a very large troupe (77 members) of colorfully dressed people, from young to old performing a marching band routine with baton twirlers and full regalia. Their costumes looked like Elton John teamed up with Sid and Marty Krofft to design Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. They did not move up, but were very upbeat and took it all in stride.

11) K-9. A rapper also known as "Man's Best Friend". Buzzed out by all of the judges rather quickly.

12) "The Puppet People", a puppet troupe of singing and instrument playing puppets. Featured were a generic diva, Ray Charles, and Willie Nelson. They were enthusiastically received and were nominated for Vegas. They mentioned that they have a total of 27 different puppets already made.

13) Alistair McQueen. He was dressed up like a nerd and performed a burlesque/striptease act. He was not enthusiastically received by the judges and made a disparaging remark to the Hoff about eating cheeseburgers off the floor. Hoff was not amused.

14) Ken Panse with "Hummer the soccer gator". A local reptile wrangler that was attempting have an alligator hit a soccer ball into a net with its tail. This was unsuccessful, possibly due to the low temperatures on the stage. A gracious contestant even after being buzzed by all three judges.

15) Michelle Wallace singing "All By Myself" by Celine Dion. Almost immediately buzzed by all three judges and harshly rebuked for her lack of talent.

16) An impersonator whose name I did not catch. Although he finished his act and was decently liked by the audience, the judges did not advance him. He was very gracious about accepting his defeat.

17) Buddy and Honey, a local comedy duo. They were not very well received by the judges, but they readily admitted that their material was usually a bit more mature than what was permissible on network tv. They had been an act for 6 years and dating for 12. They stated that if they won, they'd get married.

18) Veronica and Talulah, performing a burlesque routine. Not well received. Sharon made note of the fact that she is friends with Dita von Teese, and that the girls just weren't up to snuff for that kind of entertainment. The girls countered that they were asked to change their routine on fairly short notice. They did not advance.

19) Taylor Daniel, a 15-year-old singing Frank Sinatra. (I believe it was Come Fly With Me, again, I'm sorry if incorrect.) He was well received by the crowd and Piers and Hoff said yes. Sharon was on the fence about whether or not she'd let him through, mostly because of his age and inexperience. In order to ensure a good commercial break, they had him leave and come back later for the decision. He was ultimately accepted, due in large part to the audience reaction.

20) A 48-year-old woman whose name I did not note. She performed a song and dance number and was buzzed by all the judges.

21) Daniel Burton, performing a dance routine. Although he did not advance, he was told that he was quite capable of making a good living as a background dancer.

So there you have it, folks, 21 acts performed and 4 moved on to Vegas.

Disregard the title of my previous post, apparently 19% of America's "Got Talent".

If you happened here because of the link from NBC, please stick around a bit and sample our wares. Most of us don't bite.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

I Drink Your Blood

E prepares the pies that begin the deadly rampage...Every once in a while you see a film that ends up being way better than it deserves to be. You can't necessarily call it a good movie, per se, but it definitely has some kind of spark that you're not entirely expecting. I discovered one such movie earlier this week at the Plaza theater in Atlanta and thought I would take a moment to recommend it to those who haven't seen it yet. The film in question is I Drink Your Blood.

Don't come into this thinking that this is an amazing movie. Or a great one. Or even a competent one. It is the lowest of the low in terms of budget and the acting is pretty hammy across the board. But horror fans have come to expect that few films in the genre are actually good movies. They're usually varying degrees of bad, but with some creative or innovative means of storytelling thrown in for good measure.

The plot of I Drink Your Blood is your standard "Boy injects meat pies with the blood of a rabies-infected dead dog in order to sicken a roving band of satanic hippies who have taken up residence in an abandoned hotel and who have dosed the boy's sister and grandfather with LSD, but in fact ends up giving the hippies rabies which sends them on a rampage of bloodlust and violence" story. One that's been told countless times before, no doubt.

I Drink Your Blood was produced by Jerry Gross, the producer and/or distributor for a number of exploitation films that have since become classics: Mondo Cane, Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song, I Spit on Your Grave and Zombie, to name a few. Having seen the success of Night of the Living Dead, Gross wanted to capitalize on its popularity without being completely derivative. To that end, he hired David Durston to create a film that worked on a similar level but without utilizing zombies. He wanted something more rooted in real life. Durston wrote a script called Phobia that dealt with a group of Satan worshipping hippies that became rabid and terrorized a small town.

Gross liked the idea and allowed Durston to begin filming it. Gross ultimately decided it would be best to release the film as a double feature with an older black and white zombie film he had. In a stroke of genius, Phobia was retitled as I Drink Your Blood and the other film became I Eat Your Skin. Of course, this led to an ad campaign that utilized those names to their fullest.

Once the movie was completed the next hurdle presented itself. The film received the very first X rating given out based solely on violent content. This presented an issue for the producer, as every day that the film was not released was another day that the film wasn't making him money. Very few theaters at the time were willing to present X rated material, so he sent the prints to the theaters and left it up to the individual projectionists to edit the film as they saw fit. As a result of this decision, no two copies of this film that one could see were the same.

The version we saw at the theater this week was a full 8 minutes shorter than the "full version" available on DVD. In the case of our print, a good deal of the gore had been removed, as well as some sexual material. This led to interesting plot issues, such as a complete lack of explanation on how the virus spread to the dam (it was a gang rape), how one of the cultists had died (she had been killed after being gang-raped at the dam) and an absolutely amazing edit where a scene was cut in the MIDDLE of the exposition explaining the plot.

The hippies of the film were an obvious reference to Charles Manson and his "family". Given that the film was made in 1970, this reference would still have been quite relevant. Not only were they hippies, but they worshipped Satan, and apparently Benetton as well, given the racially diverse nature of their group. This included a black man, a mute, a middle-aged Asian woman, two white guys, and an Indian.

So, after all, this, am I recommending that you rush out and rent I Drink Your Blood? Not necessarily. If you are at peace with bad filming, bad dialog, inexplicable cuts, terrible acting, and the general feel of a 70's exploitation film, then you probably find this to be an enjoyable romp. It's not great. It's not amazing. But, if nothing else, it is very entertaining.

And isn't that all we want from a film?