The Song Remains the Same

The Beatnix, a Beatles tribute band playing Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven... sorta.

Senior al Qaeda leaders have diverted operatives from Iraq and are increasing preparations to strike the United States, specifically the White House. This must be some more information obtained through torture at the secret Gitmo prison camp. If so, how reliable is the information really?

We are looking for people to join the Bonez Crew and become co-authors/content creators/contributors here at Bonez. If being a part of a diverse and talented (albeit somewhat off-centered and wacky at times) pool of blog authors is something you can sink your blogging teeth into then by all means submit yourself for consideration. Bonez has plans for continued expansion and is looking for more varied content submissions and viewpoints. Cross posting or duplicate entries from your own or home blog are possible. Gain more exposure for your work and thoughts with Bonez's rapidly growing reader base.

This allegedly "leaked" poor production quality video of silicone enhanced Heidi Montag (her official website sucks wind) promotes her new song, Higher. Heidi knew her singing talents were worse than her lipsynch talents and would not carry her higher. Thus, she decided to further prostitute herself by revealing as much jiggling surgically modified anorexic flesh as possible. Her boobs probably cost more than the video. What happened to REAL talent that wasn't based on how sexy someone looked or how naked they were willing to get? Did Madonna ruin that for us forever? Oh, and this applies for the guys, too, and across all genres of music.

Speaking of bimbettes... did you know that Paris Hilton was selected as "Woman of the Year" by Harvard University's Lampoon Magazine? A dubious award, at best, and one she richly deserves.

I've been so distracted lately that I've forgotten to post the link to this year's Pirelli Calendar. In hopes of gaining your forgiveness I have also included the link to an automated full screen slideshow of the calendar for your enjoyment. Personally, I thought this year's was one of their worst efforts.

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