Thursday, January 31, 2008

That There, That's Not E

A friend of mine surreptitiously took this picture last night at a local bar. I was shown this photograph today and it made the very blood in my veins run icy as the Arctic seas. It seemed innocuous enough, just a picture of a man watching a game of darts. Only the man in the photo was me. And yet, not me. For you see, today I was provided with proof of my doppelganger and it sent a shiver of terror throughout me. What shall I make of his appearance?

German folklore would have me believe that the appearance of my doppelganger is an ill omen, forewarning of misery or death. Which of these he seeks to bring me, I do not know. Does the chosen time for his appearance have any particular meaning? Again, questions for which there can be no answer.

Thousands of horrible thoughts run through my head at a mile a minute. Could he be my long lost twin, thwarted in his attempt at devouring my fetus in the womb, come back to wreak the revenge he has so long sought? Perhaps he's a robot sent from the future to replace me, to act as my double while shadowy government organizations whisk me away to fly spaceships for Robert Preston. It's hard to say.

Should a man want to meet his twin? Should I remain terrified or should I take the opportunity to try and meet him? Perhaps we could get together and remake all of the great movies involving identical twins over the years, like Double Impact. Hell yeah! I can be the good Jean Claude van Damme and he the evil.

Regardless of his intentions, I think I will remain cautious. And by cautious I mean over reactionary. I write this from my panic room, located in my bomb shelter underneath the ocean. One can never be too careful, and if he truly IS my doppelganger, he'll be wily enough to find me.

One thing can be said though, he is one sexy bastard.

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Live Your Childhood Dreams


[Randy Pausch's original and full lecture here]

I love to play golf. I'm not any good at it and the term "play golf" absolutely defines my capabilities as I only play at golf versus acting like I know what the hell I'm doing. Anywho, I got sort of pissed off when I read about how some legally blind (yes, blind) ninety-two year old codger hit a frakkin' hole-in-one. Lucky son of a beep.

It's reassuring to know the U.S. military is ill prepared to defend against a homeland attack. I guess it's because of the Bush regime's insane determination to raise the body count of dead and wounded U.S. troops and Middle Eastern civilians by preparing to attack Iran. Dubya might have already done it if it wasn't for certain U.S. generals threatening to quit if he ordered an attack on Iran.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

A is for Allah


A is for Allah by Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens) was created to teach his daughter the Arabic alphabet.

I found the link to this addictive 3-D missile game at one of my favorite haunts, (S)wine, and learned just how little hand/eye coordination I have left at my advanced age.

Take note U.S. citizens because it will happen to you next. U.K. government plans to coerce British citizens into National ID register. Obviously in cahoots with the U.S. government and their Real ID National ID Card program. [Found @ Boing Boing]

In celebration of LEGO's 50th anniversary check out the 10 Neatest LEGO Facts and Links creatively posted by the good folks over at Neatorama.

One of nineteen children, Osama Bin Laden's son Omar wants to be a peace activist. Omar trained at an al-Qaeda camp with his notorious father but decided he couldn't handle being a suicide bomber and married a British woman twice his age. He runs a small portion of the Saudi Binladen Group, a construction conglomerate founded by his billionaire grandfather, Mohammed who sired over 50 children before his death in 1967.

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Monday, January 28, 2008

The Dumb Man Kissing Monkeys


The Dumb Man from Lainy Voom on Vimeo. [Found @ Boing Boing]

Speaking of the dumb man... Israel's Netanyahu claims President George W. Bush promised a unilateral nuclear attack on Iran. Which fits nicely into the Christian extremists and their "End Times" prophecies. So when Israel warned that World War III may actually be the Biblical battle of Gog and Magog I was not really surprised.

People can be such idiots. We will all probably be paying higher wine prices soon because marketing research shows that a higher wine price boosts drinking pleasure. Probably only in the same people that think designer labels means a piece of clothing is better than my Target or Wal-Mart brands.

Here's something way cool and totally FREE. You can download do-it-yourself card cut-out plans for various Star Wars characters. Click the picture of the character to get the plans.
Paper Boba FettPaper Darth VaderPaper ClonePaper Clone 2Paper Stormtrooper

Blindfolded human women kissing and swapping spit and tongue with sex-crazed monkeys. [Found @ Monicel's Blog]

Did you know there are real life superheroes? I'm not kidding. Read the well written article about how comic book inspired ordinary citizens put on masks to fight crime.

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Monk Punk 1966

Talk about being waaay before their time. The Monks. American army guys who met in post-war Germany and formed a band, doing "beat music." But it was really a genius precursor to punk. They all shaved little tonsures into the tops of their heads, wore black shirts, with ties made out of rope. They were anti-war, anti-pop. They rocked. They came out with their first album in 1966, Black Monk Time. They may have been the first to use feedback in their music:

One of the components in this alchemy of sound was feedback. Burger discovered feedback independently of the many English players who have all been heralded at one time or another as the inventor of said effect.

"We were practicing and I had to take a leak," Burger said. "I laid the guitar against the amp and walked off the stage. I forgot to turn it off and the thing began to make this god-awful racket. It started off humming and then it increased in volume. Roger started hitting his drums and it sounded so right together."

Eddie Shaw went one step further when describing that initial bout with feedback. "Just imagine the sound of the Titanic scraping along an iceberg," he said. "It was like discovering fire."

Here are The Monks on German TV in 1966. Pay attention to the amazing drummer, the amazing bass player, well, it's all amazing:


A documentary was recently made. Here's the trailer to the official theatrical release in Germany on October 4, 2007

Saturday, January 26, 2008

You Can't Get Ye Flask

Much like cinema before them, video games have had to struggle to find their artistic voice and their means of communicating ideas. And similar to movies, various technical struggles and limitations have had to be overcome. Video games started very simply, with no more than a handful of pixels representing your on screen avatar. Couple that with limited game play and it becomes apparent that early gaming was a simple affair. But as technology progressed some companies found new ways of utilizing what was available to try and present an actual narrative with their creation. It is precisely because of the work of the early pioneers that gaming has become as engaging and involving as it has.

In the late 70's and early 80's, video gaming was nothing more than twitch based reflex gaming. Games of the time were almost all comprised of a single screen of action involving a limited degree of interaction and control choices. The home console market fared no better, with the dominant machines also having very minimal control schemes.

Enter the computer, the multifaceted tool of education, productivity and ultimately entertainment. In 1976, Will Crowther, a programmer working at Bolt, Beranek and Newman created a text based game originally intended for the entertainment of his daughter when she came to visit him at work. This game was called Colossal Cave Adventure and it signified the birth of a genre.

Whereas most early games utilized violence and combat in order for the player to achieve a higher score, Colossal Cave rewarded its players for taking the time to explore and interact with its world. Interaction was done via a text parser where the user would type in simple sentences to request that actions be performed. As a result the player was encouraged to think creatively and logically in order to solve puzzles. Since it was entirely text based, the perspective shifted from third person to first person making the player's experience much more immersive.

Colossal Cave was based on the Mammoth Cave in Kentucky. Utilizing a real landscape allowed for a more believable setting. (Will had spent time mapping the caves prior to the game's construction. As such, the layout of the game was directly based on his mapping of the actual cave.) Coupling that with the ability to construct sentences to interact with the game resulted in a game that felt like an actualized universe, at the same time allowing for the player to make decisions and interact with the world in a way that felt natural.

Word of the game spread and before long college campuses were abuzz with young programmers altering the game, adding new elements and improving it all around. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery and soon a team of MIT students set about to creating their own text adventure. This game ultimately became Zork and as a result of its creation Infocom was born.

In 1979, Ken Williams, founder of On-Line Systems was frequently bringing his work home with him. This involved him bringing into the house a TRS-80 onto which he had downloaded Colossal Cave Adventure. Ken's wife Roberta, at home with their new baby, came across it and played through the entire game. Having enjoyed it immensely, she sought other games of a similar nature, but they were few and far between. Instead of waiting for someone else to make the games she wanted play, she and Ken set out to make their own games, beginning with an adventure called Mystery House. What set Mystery House apart from the competition was the fact that it featured graphics to go alongside the game play. The graphics may have been primitive but they helped to illustrate the ideas of the quest and to draw the player deeper into the game.

Mystery House was a success and the re-christened Sierra On-Line began to create more games based off a similar concept: First person adventures with primitive graphics and interesting narratives. Ultimately they caught the eye of IBM, who was looking to introduce a new computer to the market, the PC Jr. The Jr. was to be a family friendly computer with a colorful display capable of rendering (for its time) detailed graphics. IBM approached Sierra to design a game to showpiece this hardware. The end result was King's Quest.

King's Quest moved the narrative from the first person to the third person. No longer were all puzzles and obstacles happening directly to the player. Now they had direct control of Sir Graham, potential heir to the kingdom of Daventry. King's Quest combined lush, quasi 3-D graphics with immersive storytelling to create a game that immediately captured the player's imagination.

Moving the game play to the third person revolutionized the industry, and almost immediately adventure games began to make the shift. Sierra themselves managed to parlay the success of King's Quest into their own personal goldmine. King's Quest opened the door for other artists at Sierra and soon there were other series such as Space Quest, Police Quest and Quest for Glory, amongst many others.

Not content to rest on their laurels, Sierra decided to pursue frontiers almost completely untouched by other developers. They created the Leisure Suit Larry series, which moved adventure games from fantasy realms to the modern world, following the sleazy adventures of a down on his luck swinger looking to bed a sexy vixen. Sex in video games, while not entirely unheard of, had rarely been explored outside of a completely vulgar context.

Realizing the importance of future technologies, Sierra continued to be a leading force, pushing development in video (bringing games into VGA), sound (they were the first company to support sound cards) and ultimately one of the first companies to attempt to have an online presence (The ImagiNation Network).

While Sierra continued creating graphical adventures, Infocom maintained their status as the kings of the text adventure. They released a great deal of games; some famous, some infamous. Because their games contained absolutely no graphics, they made sure that their writers were of the highest caliber and that their puzzles maintained a great level of difficulty.

Unbowed by Sierra's dominance of the adventure game industry, LucasArts started their own adventure division beginning with a game called Maniac Mansion. Designed by Ron Gilbert, Maniac Mansion was created with the use of a utility called SCUMM, Script Creation Utility for Maniac Mansion. SCUMM allowed the player to interact with the world without the need for a keyboard. All interaction was done via mouse and a selection of predefined actions (look, take, talk, etc.)

LucasArts soon differentiated themselves from the other players in the field by imbibing their games with a strong sense of humor and self reference. In a move to prevent the player from being punished they removed death penalties. Players could never die nor find themselves in a situation where the game could become unwinnable. This philosophy stuck with LucasArts until they stopped production on adventure games.




With the advent of the CD-ROM and the move to multimedia, adventure games began to move towards full voice acting instead of text. Their narratives became richer and more involving. LucasArts, in particular, flourished with CD-ROM technology, releasing Day of the Tentacle, The Curse of Monkey Island, and Sam and Max Hit the Road, all considered classics nowadays. Some games, such as Myst, sought to move the perspective back to first person and take the focus away from character driven narratives and focus more on the puzzle solving aspects of the game. Some players quickly took to this new style of gaming, while others preferred the older methods of storytelling.

Once 3-D technology became commonplace on computers, the adventure genre found itself stagnating and ultimately unable to keep up with the progress of hardware. No more were flat, 2-D environments sufficient for storytelling. Players now wanted large virtual spaces, and the old standards of "find item X and use it on item Y" began to feel stale. As a result the genre as a whole all but disappeared rather quickly.

Adventure games themselves can still be found today, though they are much fewer in number than they used to be. Many modern adventure games follow the template of Myst and its sequels to present the game through the player's eyes. The third person adventure, while not entirely dead has become quite rare.

True adventure games are a rare breed nowadays, but their influence is still felt in other genres. Adventure games were the trailblazers for helping interactive entertainment find its voice and its audience. It helped determine how to tell stories and push narrative while maintaining the interest of players.

Much like Hollywood needed the early directors to push the boundary of what film could do and how best to utilize the technology afforded them, so too did the pioneers of adventure gaming further their art, helping to bring player and game together, proving that gaming could appeal to players beyond the standard violence and twitch games so ubiquitous at the time.

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Evolution Holy Hotties Hookers for Jesus and Other Miss Cellania


Do's and Don'ts with Babies found at Cool Stuff as pointed to by Neatorama and the indefatigable Miss Cellania.

With the Internet war on Scientology raging I thought another interesting insight for Bonez readers would be the article I Escaped Scientology.

I've have always liked complex sand sculptures and have create a few smaller versions myself. However, nothing near the magnitude of beauty as 10 of the Most Amazing Sand Sculptures From Around the World.

Japanese will launch a paper airplane from the International Space station and track it's 250 mile descent at speeds of up to 15,200mph.

Milwaukee art lovers are not thrilled with the new Fonzi Fonzarelli bronze statue but Henry Winkler is quite honored.

Hookers for Jesus and JC's Girls team up to save sex industry sinners. They have a YouTube "show" called Saving Sex City that is even more boring and fake than Heather Veitch and Annie Lobért themselves. Bonez first brought the ex-stripper Ms. Heather Veitch (WARNING: Standard Obnoxious MySpace page) and her self-proclaimed Holy Hotties to readers' attention way back in February of 2006 with Holy Hotties Preach Porn Salvation.

I was surprised how effective the new online automatic screen cleaner was. And to think that it's FREE! Isn't modern technology grand?

I thought Cracked.Com's post on The 5 Most Ill-Conceived Action Figures was a perfect companion piece for E's By the Power of Grayskull, I Feel FABULOUS!!!!. Whatchu think?

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Looking For Syphilis: Can She Be Found?

I cruise the Library of Congress online Prints and Photographs Reading Room on a regular basis. I find some amazing images that inspire me to ponder the great mysteries of mankind.

This one tickled me fancy. Here are two well-dressed gentlemen doing the tango together. Before I saw it, I didn't know that I was supposed to be looking for Syphilis. I didn't know that she was lost and needed to be found. I didn't know that dancing the Tango had anything to do with Syphilis.

Well, now I know. If finding Syphilis makes men dance together, then I need to find her, and fast. Because there are entirely too many men out there killing each other. It would be much better if they all learned to do the Tango.

To get you into the mood, let's take a look at two fine examples of some lovely Tango (the pictures of Syphilis were, well, kind of a buzz kill).

Tango (men dancing) video courtesy of Sony Classic Pictures. Tango (concept car) video courtesy of Commuter Cars.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Internet War on Scientology and Big Foot


Anonymous claims internet war on the Church of Scientology. Gawker tells us why Kids on the internet are Scientology's most powerful enemies.

22 Arab League offers Israel a broad vision peace option offering full normalization of relations in return for full withdrawal from occupied Palestinian, Syrian and Lebanese land. Isn't that what they've been saying all along? I doubt this peace offer takes into account that certain U.S. officials are still trying to prod Israel into attacking Iran. Should everyone be thinking about the 935 false statements (bold faced lies, my Momma would have said) the Bush regime told us to get us into the war in Iraq?

Something that makes you sit up and take notice is China's secret plan to attack and destroy the U.S. with a single first strike effort. And here I thought they were just trying to buy the U.S. outright.

Do some amazing Mars photos reveal a human-like figure or creature reminiscent of Big Foot?

Time Warner to test internet billing based on usage versus flat per month rate fee. Comcast and other cable providers to follow suit in hopes of raping broadband customers further. Speak up now or suffer skyrocketing internet connection costs.

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Love Sex and Marriage with Robots


 Hajime Sorayama
© Hajime Sorayama
Author, David Levy, believes that within the next few years robots will be developed that people will not only have sex with but fall in love with and even marry. See previous Bonez post- Daft Punk Robot Sex Dolls for further insight into this erotic mechanoid development. My question... what if the robots decide to only love and have sex only with each other? Also, with such intimate possibilities in mind, maybe the Three Laws of Robotics should be revised and expanded to bring them in line with 2008 thought processes as Station Atomica suggestions.

Jesus Is...A Dummy?

Who needs burning bushes or flaming virgins or stone tablets or, well, heck, who needs church...when you have Dummy Jesus?

Once you stop laughing at the album covers below, click on the following links to feast your eyes on the incredibly diverse Christian singin' commun-i-tay:
And now, without further a-doo-doo, here are the many faces of Dummy Jesus:














Monday, January 21, 2008

Open Up Your Skull, I'll Be There

It's been said by minds far more brilliant than mine that music is the soundtrack to our lives. As such, certain recordings, songs and albums have the ability to stick with us in a very tangible and meaningful way. Music is a very subjective form, and what some consider brilliant others would label as pedantic and dull. As such, there is no easy way to define what is great in the realm of music. The best that can be offered is opinion. And offer it I shall.

There are a handful of albums that I consider absolute masterpieces. Myself, I tend to find complicated music very interesting. I like a lot of different soundscapes and sounds to be thrown at me at once, and I appreciate a stylistic and thematic lyrical approach to go with that confusion. Also of great interest to me is imagery and poetry that I find applicable to my own life, whether it be from mindset, ideology or philosophy. If I had to rate one of the greatest albums on earth for matching all of the above, it would be OK Computer by Radiohead.

OK Computer is a very loose musical interpretation of 1984 by George Orwell. It lacks a cohesive, structured narrative, but builds on the idea of repression, oppression, fascism and loss of identity in the modern world. It openly expresses raw terror and feelings of disassociation without stumbling into the realms of bad poetry.

Musically it weaves a dense soundscape, filled with enough activity that even after 10 years of listening new bits are heard each time. Every song is varied, with no one style representing all that the album has to offer. OK Computer covers the entire gambit. From sonically dense songs (Airbag) to the uncomplicated (Exit Music For a Film). From a quasi-lullaby (No Surprises) to the foreboding (Climbing Up the Walls), OK Computer manages to reinvent itself on a track by track basis without ever feeling like the band is trying too hard.

Lyrically the album maintains that same lack of cohesion, with Thom Yorke's lyrics switching between oppressed and oppressor, seamlessly interweaving thoughts of terror with implied threats. Though there is no overarching narrative to the album, there is an implied story, involving the capture, re-education and rehabilitation of a disaffected citizen.

Yorke finds oppression in the modern world that many of us take for granted, feeling isolated and out of place in the most mundane of settings. (Let down and hanging around / Crushed like a bug in the ground) His lack of respect for the authority that exists culminates in his capture and ultimate re-education. (This is what you get when you mess with us) Turned into an automaton by the process, the ablum continues in a mechanical voice stating in monotone the virtues of a life lived properly. (Fitter, happier, more productive) Even this voice is ultimately decayed and destroyed as the album corrupts into its second half.

The second half of the album involves the re-emergence of Yorke, with the discovery of identity being key. Yorke's character struggles to determine just who he was prior to his capture and ultimately begins to remember, with the realization that this was a world he didn't fit into sinking in as the songs progress.

Ultimately, his fate is ambiguous. We are left believing at the end of the record that he has intentionally attempted to kill himself in a car crash. (Idiot, slow down) As the album closes you are not to know if this was successful. However, this album, much like life is cyclical and as the album re-opens his fate becomes more clear. (An airbag saved my life)

Did the events portrayed occur? Were his actions invalidated by the fact that he finds himself repeating the same destiny? Is it possible to escape the events that life has planned out for you? This album will answer none of these questions. It seeks to leave you with as many questions as it does answers and ultimately is the better for it.

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A Farewell To Arms

During a recent stroll through the Pere-Lachaise cemetery in Paris, I took a photo of this tomb that has what looks like a woman's arms sticking out of the top, with clasped hands.

Carved in stone at the end of the tomb is "Famille P. Legay," which implies that this is a family tomb and that there may be more than one person buried underneath it. However, if this is the case, individual names are usually added when they are interred, but no other names were on the tomb.

So, after hours of research, I found out that a French soldier named Pierre-Alexis-Victor Legay D'Arcy is buried there. He was born 3/13/1772 in Cote-d'or, Dijon. I don't know how, where or when he died. But I did find a reference that says he was a French officer of the main staff who appeared in early December in Warsaw in the year 1806 as chief of a squadron of the Warsaw Division of the French Army, during the Greater Poland Uprising.

But who, pray tell, is the woman? And why is she stuck for all eternity, with her arms up in the air? Won't they get a little tired?

Also, don't miss the video I took on the same day, of the skeleton that was talking to me through my camera lens.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

False Flag Amerika Robot Monkey Brains


Video is Amerika by Rammstein. Some perceive the song as being anti-American and others as being opposed to globalization. Ultimately it's about the dominance and influence of American (specifically United States) culture on the rest of the world potentially compromising and exploiting their own cultural standards/norms. [Found @ EuroYank]

Monkey brains in the U.S. control walking robot in Japan with thought alone. But, can they do it while simultaneously chewing gum?

This next topic is not an attempt to fuel conspiracy theorists but instead to present information that has been for the most part banned from mainstream U.S. news sources. Therefore, consider that "false flag" operations expert and Former Italian President Francesco Cossiga revealed to Italy’s most widely read newspaper, Corriere della Sera, that the 9-11 terrorist attacks were run by the CIA and Mossad and claimed that this was common knowledge among global intelligence agencies. No one is trying to debunk Cossiga as he stands as a very credible authority source.

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Fight the Power of Big Brother Fascism and Real ID



Music in video by industrial rock metal band KMFDM and their song New American Century (lyrics) which succinctly defines the reality of life after Real ID.

What does the Real ID bill actually say? Well read it for yourself and decide if you agree with it or not. My point here is that YOU need to wake up and take responsibility for your part in our shared pending future. I am so tired of talking to people about world events and issues affecting our lives and the lives of our children and even our children's children only to have them shrug their shoulders nonchalantly and say, "I don't really know anything about it" as if that absolves them of any burden of responsibility. Such apathetic people are as guilty in their complacency as the governmental authorities attempting to ram fascism and political slavery down the throats of U.S. citizens.

Here's one brief overview and opinion of what Real ID is that hopefully may prompt your own response to the act. The video to the right does a good job at a top level presentation of the Real ID and some of its pros and cons.

See the most recent previous Bonez post that mentions how the National Real ID in combination with RFID spychips and the use of biometrics is touted as the literal Mark of the Beast by many Christians leaving you with no privacy and no place you can hide from Big Brother. Was the advent of the Real ID prophesied in ancient sacred texts? Is it one of the final major steps of the proponents of the New World Order (NWO) to control the sheep? Will Real ID usher in the true cashless society where no one may buy, sell or trade without the Mark of the Beast implanted? No one really knows for sure and factions within the Christian church can't agree on the interpretation of End Times events like the Mark of the Beast and how it is supposed to happen. However, even at the beginning of the Real ID rollout, U.S. citizens cannot change jobs, buy a home, board a plane and more without their proof of citizenship through the National Real ID card/chip. How far can it go? Maybe this old Exosquad cartoon isn't too far from the truth...



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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Damn Radical Muslim Presidential Candidate Scientologists

Tom Cruise Christ of ScientologyGo over to Gawker and see the Tom Cruise video that the Church of Scientology is trying to suppress. The videos were made to promote Scientology and Cruise to commemorate his winning the IAS (International Association of Scientology) Freedom Medal of Valor. Cruise makes comments like, "We are the way to happiness. We can bring peace and unite cultures" with such fervency it almost sounds like he's hawking one of his movies. Gawker claims it is hosting a copy of the video as "news" even though being threatened by lawsuit from the Scientologists. I can't vouch for that because I also found the complete Tom Cruise Scientologist video series posted by someone calling himself Spacenaut on LiveJournal. However, less than an hour after I viewed the videos half of the series was already killed and now you get the "this video no longer available" verbiage from YouTube. One of my favorite lines Tom says is, "If you're Scientologist you see life, but you see things... the way they are." Right, Tom. Almost thou persuadest me. [Image found @ Reformissionary]

GeologyJoe over at SlingShot Thought makes some interesting observations about the January 9th incident in the Strait of Hormuz of Iranian speedboats threatening U.S. Naval warships. Just another Bush regime staged hoax planned to fool U.S. citizens into accepting the pending and possibly nuclear war with Iran? Go Joe!

Muslim Barack ObamaI know people are good intentioned and trying to convince me that each of the presidential candidates is the evil spawn of the devil himself but PLEASE stop sending me the silly misinformation about Barack Obama being a closet radical Muslim who swore his oath to office on the Koran instead of the Bible. It just ain't true, folks, no matter how much you wish it were so! Please, research a little on Snopes before you blast e-spam to my mailbox. By the way, can anyone verify if this is really Obama's MySpace page? Oh, and I found this gem on the secret Muslim plan to conquer the U.S. by 2020 by such nefarious methods as propagating Middle Eastern restaurants and more Islamic sitcoms. I will be filing this one away for future reference to see how well those damn radical Muslims are tracking according to plan.

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