The Insane True Story Behind the Birth of the Internet

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"The Insane True Story Behind the Birth of the Internet" is a hilariously brilliant mini-movie brought to us by the degenerates at CRACKED.Com and those adorable lovable miscreants of Those Aren't Muskets.

The thing that got me laughing the hardest was that I felt I had inadvertently stepped into a regular day at the orifice and found myself trapped in one of those zany, bizarre and disconcerting conversations that E and Markoni so often have much to my chagrin. However, every time I find myself fascinated by the process and the wicked mental dance they perform with each other. This may be hard to describe to you Bonez readers but they converse in a frakkin' language of their own that sounds much like (in my opinion) like the vacant eyed, drooling ramblings of the clinically insane locked behind the doors of the most remote and forgotten asylums. And please! Throw away the damn key. It's a conversation (in the loosest terms) filled with dialogue snippets, complete scenes and sound bytes from movies both famous and obscure. They giggle like prepubescent school girls as they rattle off inane factoids and trivial trivia that are lost on the sensibilities of normal mortal normals. Never an original thought or opinion is expressed as they vie for verbal and mental supremacy with each other. Neither ever giving ground or bowing to the onslaught of incomprehensible mind-bending psychedelic pop culture babbling thoroughly infused with Wikipedian statistics that even God himself couldn't Google. I find myself stunned until I find myself bored and then I find myself perturbed yet the giggling and verbal sparring relentless continues. That is, until I scream, "THAT'S EFFIN' ENOUGH ALREADY!"

Of course, sometimes even that doesn't work and they only school girl giggle all the more and I stalk away with those little Japanese anime frustration swirls and squiggles floating around my balding pate. Frustrated and bewildered and always wondering... what the eff were they talking about and why was it so freakin' funny? Hurumph!