Tuesday, January 31, 2006

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs Says ARISE!

This is one chapter clipped from a new 25-chapter revised version of ARISE!, The SubGenius Movie that was first released in 1988. ARISE! tells the story of Slack master and Sex God J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, the Texas preacher who discovered the Conspiracy and an invasion by UFOs, and founded The Church of the SubGenius -- an adults-only religion for mutants, misfits, weirdos. In other words, the typical visitor to BONEZ will fit right in with this group :) WARNING: Viewing of this video may cause permanent and irreparable brain damage from over-exposure to the truth.

6 comments:

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Often I think that you are my long lost brother, or at least cousin.

;-)

Bonez said...

I understand and feel the same way, Son.

Murphy Jacobs said...

Oh sheesh, I haven't seen anything on the ol' CoSG in YEARS.

Of course, I'm more of a Discordian myself.

Bonez said...

Well, you know they are now predicting the end of the world on July 6th, 2006. Only the ordained will be saved a grisly death so the church is taking memberships ($30) up to the final hour of doom...

Kitty said...

I try to check in with the CoSG every few months (kinda like confession) just to cover all the bases. It is important to see if Bob has any new 'words-of-wisdom' to impart.


on a side note - we need to 'catch-up' soon ...

Bonez said...

Wouldn't want to miss the end of the world! May your Slack be everlasting.