I have been on a brief sabbatical from posting on Bonez and found myself in need of some diversion from the humdrum of peaceful bliss and soul searching. My wondering brought me to surfing the net since I know it to be the abundant source of all goodness and mischief. I let the winds of internet fate guide me and what to my wandering eyes did appear but a twelve inch action figure of my favorite potential VPilf, Sarah Palin. That's right, I bow repeatedly to the awesome foresight and shallow morals of the fine fiends over at HeroBuilders.Com. We're not worthy! We're not worthy! I can hardly wait until my lovely life-like Sarah Palin School Girl Action Doll arrives in her discreet unmarked plain brown packaging. Woo Hoo! I am eagerly looking forward to the release of the talking version VPilf with the vibro-massage hands, accessory parka and high-powered hunting rifle with simulated moose carcass. I think I can maybe even fit her into Beauty Pageant Barbie's swimsuit for additional fantasy fun. Hey wait! Swimsuit... hunting rifle... nah, that one's been done already.