Friday, November 30, 2007

Free Viagra Robot Sex Cow Molesting Aliens


Video animation and music by Cyriak who was also featured in the Bonez post Alien Lesbian Sex Offends Singapore. Higher resolution version can be found at Cyriak's site.

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Remember that Bonez brought you the sensational inside scoop on human and robot sexcapades of the near future so it is only reasonable that I follow up with a video of some hot robot on robot action for your weekend viewing pleasure. WARNING! This video has been rated LOL (for cuteness and mushy amateurish production) by the International Internet Video Rating System (IIVRS).

9 comments:

Jollyjo said...

Great find...molesting right! Hmmm...I wonder what's it really like to get sucked up into one of those things...

Tony said...

Believe me, JollyJo, it ain't no picnic to be abducted by those freakin' frakkers! This vid cracked me up so much and knew it was edgie enough to stir up some trouble here on Bonez. Thanks for dropping by!

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

"Free Viagra Robot Sex Cow Molesting Aliens" That has to be the best title ever!

Great Moo Vid!

Thanks, I really did LOL.

Tony said...

You're welcome to all the Moo you can handle here at Bonez, Ole Blue. Thank you for visiting.

Yeah, each post on Bonez is so chock full of a plethora of unclassifiable tidbits of disinformation and entertaining particles of evasive truths that it is difficult to nail down a simple title that would do the colorful content justice. We've considered having a random blog title generator choose our titles but the reverse engineered alien technology from our Area 51 contact was too expensive for the Bonez coffers. Yea though we walk through the valley of evil we will fear no death for Bonez art with us all. Amen and Amen pass the potatoes.

So, you see, we have been forced to use our soggy brain flesh to squeeze forth vapid excuses for intriguing titles that entice stranger strangers to these illustrious and ofttimes scoffed at blog entries. It is a duty we Bonezians take quite seriously in our more lucid moments of contemplating the lint in our navels as we merrily surf along in search of more nefarious blogging fodder to grace these virtual pages.

I hope this ever so succinctly answers your question.

DeeShaLaToya said...

That was weird...But, for some strange reason I liked it..

Tony said...

Yes, DeeShaLaToya, it is strangely satisfying to give in to and admit publicly your basest desires for alien interaction and co-mingling. We at Bonez wish to expedite the process for all those closet alien lovers who secretly long for abduction and virtual vivisection. By bringing unabashed and frank, questionably truthful and bizarre information about our potential alien overlords and saviors, Bonez considers it a public service.

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