Ok, I was jabbering to E about the newest iteration of Guitar Hero and decided to look online for some game play videos on YouTube. What I stumbled upon instead was the Guitar Hero World Tour television spot starring Heidi Klum in her sexy frilly dainty unmentionables (read "underwear") imitating Tom Cruise's Risky Business performance. I wasn't necessarily disappointed or put off by Heidi's less than impressive Tom Cruise impression but I didn't get much real information of the quality of the gaming experience. I think Tom would have concentrated more on the intuitive user interface, the creation of your own character appearance and instruments and probably elucidated on how to create your own album cover art and music. Did Heidi come anywhere close to that level of gaming demonstration or informative pitch? Not even remotely. I did figure out that playing Guitar Hero World Tour would probably be a much more satisfying gaming experience if played at Heidi's house but other than that Heidi did what Heidi does best. Look hot in her underwear and paint herself as a seductive (read "tease") party girl. Who's she kidding? She is a shrewd business woman hawking her wares... herself and her interest in making lots of money for looking good. If anyone thinks Heidi Klum would ever really pick up a plastic mock guitar in the comfort of her own living room and play even half a song in her sheer undies then boy oh boy are you smoking something I want to share with you.
Bones right on (I prefer left on but.) She is a real big capitalist bitch. They always play her up big here with her husband on German TV. Some journalists stated she was planning to leave the USA and head back to Europe if McCain won the election because things were so bad in the States. Well things are not that great here either, but at least we got rid of her for the most part. (She undresses here too and knows how to play both sides of the pond!)
Spoken like a true new Father and conscientious loving Husband, GeoJoe :) Actually, I personally don't find her that "hot" but there's no accounting for taste, eh?
So that is the official version of spelling Biotch? cool! Frankly I think Heidi is a ho and the less we see of her the better. Just my opinion. why waste the space? PULEEZE. I can be hotter than her on a pms day. :) indygirl500
I thought it was something like bee-yatch and didn't know there was a proposal for a standardization of the gangsta term for bitch. Like I said, I don't really consider Heidi "hot" in almost any sense... with or without her lingerie... and Guitar Hero guitar, of course. BTW, I've never met a hot PMS woman... I consider those two term incompatible.
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Bones right on (I prefer left on but.) She is a real big capitalist bitch. They always play her up big here with her husband on German TV. Some journalists stated she was planning to leave the USA and head back to Europe if McCain won the election because things were so bad in the States. Well things are not that great here either, but at least we got rid of her for the most part. (She undresses here too and knows how to play both sides of the pond!)
So, is playing "both sides of the pond" similar to switch hitting?
Well check out her top online news sites and you tell me Bones ...
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Heidi-Klum-married-singer-Seal-1828.shtml
and
http://news.softpedia.com/news/UPDATE-Heidi-Klum-Has-A-Baby-Boy-8468.shtml
and
http://www.heidiklumfans.com/
I just lost my GH virginity on Saturday. I think thou, I like playing for real, better. It doesn't make your vision go all loopy.
she clearly did the commercial for the money. but who cares? its just another hot biotch in panties.
Spoken like a true new Father and conscientious loving Husband, GeoJoe :) Actually, I personally don't find her that "hot" but there's no accounting for taste, eh?
Well I DID NOT want to say she is a DORK online, so I said she is a DORK by just posting her and hubby's dork sites online (without a direct link.)
But she earned 40 million last year, not bad for being a dork. (Bones did not want you to have the last word. hah!)
So that is the official version of spelling Biotch? cool! Frankly I think Heidi is a ho and the less we see of her the better. Just my opinion. why waste the space? PULEEZE. I can be hotter than her on a pms day. :) indygirl500
I thought it was something like bee-yatch and didn't know there was a proposal for a standardization of the gangsta term for bitch. Like I said, I don't really consider Heidi "hot" in almost any sense... with or without her lingerie... and Guitar Hero guitar, of course. BTW, I've never met a hot PMS woman... I consider those two term incompatible.
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