With the popularity of tattoos entering into the mainstream thanks to such TV shows as Miami Ink (Kat Von D is pregnant?!?) and their spin-offs I wondered how the art form would evolve. Thanks to Falafel Sex, and Other Things Better Left Unsaid I discovered that adding little silicone breast implants to your naked cowgirl may be the start of that wacky tattoo evolution revolution. Nasty and pervy, man!
Watch awesomely horrible B movies online at b movies dot com. Lots of Horror, Science Fiction, Kung Fu and Westerns that stunk too badly to make it anywhere else. I'm watching Peter Jackson's Bad Taste right now.
Forget global warming. Don't even think about a cure for cancer or HIV and AIDS. And by all means, stop your bitching and whining over the War on Terror, illegal immigrants, same sex marriages, gun control versus gun ownership rights, healthcare reform, stem cell research and the FairTax. Instead, the presidential candidates should be throwing their entire political weight behind issues that really matter to a vast majority of U.S. citizens and can make a true world-wide positive impact. Issues like the insidious hypoactive sexual desire disorder in women... the hellacious core root cause of all of Earth's ills. The University of Virginia is testing a Viagra-like drug for women called LibiGel that is guaranteed to boost the libido of women who have lost interest in sex. LibiGel claims to have led to an astounding 283% increase in satisfying sexual encounters for the women taking the drug. Now tell me this... how can you measure a percentage increase in a woman's sexual satisfaction?
This is one Star Wars coloring book you may want to think twice about before letting your children have it. I think E bought four of them.
4 comments:
I love bad science fiction!
Me too, Scarlet. The B Movies site goes into my permanent bookmarks, for sure.
Gotta love that the first tags on here are "Pink Floyd" "The Wall" "movie" and "tattoo", considering I have a tattoo from the movie "Pink Floyd: The Wall". heh. If you're watching early Peter Jackson, best to try out Meet the Feebles or Dead Alive. (Dead Alive was known as Braindead in New Zealand, so you might find it under that name.)
thanks for the suggestions, E, but I am not sure I can take such an overdose of early Peter Jackson material. Unlike you, I am not a glutton for horrible movie punishment. These should have made MST3K...
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