Friday, August 17, 2007

PETA Attacks Bedrooms with Vegansexuals

VegansexualPETA is using the bedroom for recruiting as they encourage vegetarians and vegans to use sex to convert meateaters. However, studies have found that a majority of vegans (in particular) prefer to only have sex with other vegans and are disgusted with carnivore sex. One vegan woman is quoted as saying, "Their body odor is pungent. Their sweat is extremely smelly. Their spit, and all their body fluids, are strong and stinky." Thus, the term "Vegansexual" is coined.
[Source: ABC News]

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9 comments:

(S)wine said...

but a large % of vegans
don't like using deodorant
(presumably for the aluminium content)
in any case,
we all stink.

Jod{i} said...

aluminium? Hmmm is that meat?

Tony who have left me speechless...not thought devoid but nothin a lady would openly write. lol.

Bonez said...

Lx: Aluminium? I was thinking the same thing Jod{i} was... what does that have to do with being vegan? I can see that applying a potentially toxic metal in an area that may absorb it may not be good for anyone no matter your meat eating status. I also agree with you that we all stink :) Some stink better than others, though, and one person's stink is another person's aphrodisiac!

Jod{i}: You speechless?!? Don't tell me I've been able to accomplish what no other blogger in blogosphere history has been able to. Is there some sort of award for that? At Bonez Ladies are free to write whatever is on their minds unconditionally. Sort of like the broken cookie not having any calories syndrome ;)

Jod{i} said...

ooooooo I like that philosophy!

Bonez said...

I have a lot of philosophies about calories and food. None of which have any validity in the real world of science and fact.

Jod{i} said...

Well I think it depends...
Who is interprting this "real world"
All about perception...
Science and fact? BAH!

I am with you on the knowing way more than any human needs to know about food...

Bonez said...

Every individual is responsible for their own reality. Their created reality becomes the "real world" to them. It IS all about perception, indeed.

Invisible Woman said...

Wow. But I can totally see that, now that I think about it. There are certain odors meat eaters have that non-meat eaters don't, and I believe there's a direct correlation (spelling?) between the way someone thinks and how they eat, even when they're not concious of it.

Bonez said...

I agree. What we eat affects our odor that are perceived by others. I don't know about how we eat affecting how we think but there could be some merit to that. In what way? Are meat eaters smarter than herbivores? More aggressive? Interesting points to ponder.