Friday, June 12, 2009

iPhone 3G S Wet Dreams


I don't think of myself as a total technogeek by any means. Well, not the "geek" part, anyway. I do way love way cool tech and actually make my living hawking and supporting amazingly complex software technology around the world for ungodly large sums of money. Of course, my customers absolutely NEED my company's über advanced amazingly complex software as it is a "must have" in order for them to be even remotely successful in operating theirIlluminati Seal global ultra corporations which we all know are under the control of the Illuminati reptilian alien overlords. My company's addictive Überware is sort of like the crystal meth of enterprise software and our clients are hooked beyond any hope of human salvation and fervently pray daily for divine intervention to free them from their slavish bondage. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

But I digress.

I do appreciate how technology enhances my life and makes it at least a little easier. Some would say that such thoughts are what complicate life and create undue stress (remember the Future Shock post?), If I only had a heartbut I, the great and powerful Bonez say, "You dare to come to me for a heart, do you?" Er... um, I mean, "hogwash and balderdash!" A little 3D video gaming, wireless interwebs surfing, swashbuckling ARRRGH! Davey Jones Skull and Crossbonez on the run fun, wide screen movie watchin', robot talkin' GPS and hands-free mayhem never hurt anyone and sure makes life a tad bit more bearable in those dark lonely dry spells of time away from a broadband world wide web connected device.

Besides, I consider the iPhone 3G S to be the office in my pocket sort of thrill that frees me from toting that back breaking four pound archaic notebook PC around while gallivanting around the mostly civilized world. Gollum"See here, Mr. Jones, the presentation I have for you on my awesomely cool and sexy iPhone 3G S?" Yeah, that's the ticket.

I'm getting aroused just typing about it! Steve Jobs is God, Amen and Amen, pass me the Apple pie, Momma. That new iPhone 3G S will soon be mine. Mine!

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.

iPhone 3G S

2 comments:

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Looks nice. I have a blackberry from work. My personal cell phone seems like a phone out of the 1050s compared to the Iphone. But that is how I like it.

Tony said...

Blue ~ My sympathies to you on your personal 11th Century A.D. phone. I am curious as to how such a device may work, though. Is it similar to the Flintstones using a little bird inside a hollowed out rock and the bird would fly back and forth between the two speakers and repeat the conversation? Or is it more advanced than that? Maybe by then it was devised as a network of wax coated twine made from cat entrails and tightly strung between hollow wooden handsets. I am always amazed at the ingenuity of humankind. Congrats on owning such an interesting piece of our telecommunications history and for sharing that with the Bonez readers.

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