Saturday, April 04, 2009

Extreme Sheep Herding


I know I personally have lain awake for hours at night wondering just what the hell Welsh sheep herders do for fun when no one is looking. And let's face it... no one is hardly ever looking so that leaves them a lot of free time on their hands and a lot of restless sheep meandering around with nothing constructive to do. Well, this video was leaked out by undercover PETA activists to let the world know the horrors of the underground sport of extreme sheep herding. Notice the almost sexual ecstasy on the faces of the herders as they go against nature to manipulate the poor sheep into hideous configurations for their perverted pleasures. Compounding the obscenity of the matter is the fact the herders use innocent dogs to frighten the sheep into submission thus mistreating two species simultaneoulsy.

Is mocking the natural order of things enough for these wool plucking adrenaline fiends? Of course not! Never having their lust for extreme sheep herding satiated, they must push the envelope of herdsmanship even further still and attach blankets of light emitting diodes (LEDs) onto the terrified animals. The exhausted animals are run all night long in an insane frenzy of simulated video pong madness on the darkened hillsides of Wales. Oh, the inhumanity of it all.

Now we all know the horrific truth of what evil lies in the hearts of Welsh sheep herders. Hopefully, the ugliness of this uncovered knowledge will incite humanity to rise up against such sheep and dog abuse of extreme sheep herding and we can all once again get a restful night's sleep without wondering about what Welsh sheep herders are doing with their free time when no one is looking.

Will we ever be able to trust them again?

Getting sleepy ...

... Counting LED sheep on the darkened hillsides of Wales.

7 comments:

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Sheep? Sexual ecstasy? There are a million sheepherder jokes right there.

Yawn...sorry I kept counting the sheep

Anyway, that is a witty post and crazy video…yawn…great job.

ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Damn sheep counting.

Tony said...

Ole Blue ~ I should have known that you would have focused on the Freudian sexual implications of this crime against nature instead of the dire need to take a stand against such sheep atrocities. My message has been blurred by my perchance to wax eloquent and dabble in the real of purple prose. I hope I have not done a disservice to our sheep and dog brethren with my verbiage failure.

WAKE UP! Falling asleep counting electronic sheep in an obvious state of sexual arousal is not a good example for our less informed friends. Buck up, Man! Get a grip on yourself and ... oh no! I'm doing it again. I am inadvertently exacerbating the whole sexual innuendo situation with my inability to control my own written emotions.

Forgive me my sheep and canine brothers and sisters. I have failed the cause.

EuroYank said...

Tony - Welsh sheep herders do the same thing you do when nobody except you is looking!

Tony said...

EuroYank ~ Now THAT is a scary thought!

MentalOrgasm.Org said...

BAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA...

EuroYank said...

Tony - all EuroYank blogs UNDELETED and FULLY RESTORED. Thanks for your attention!

Tony said...

EuroYank ~ Good to see you're back in business, Sir. Who did you have to bribe or have killed in the government to get yourself off the black list? Or maybe you shouldn't tell us since that would probably put you right back on the black list and then we would have to start all over again. Anyway, it wasn't the same without the plethora of EuroYank blogs to spread the truth. Glad you're back!

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