Friday, December 05, 2008

Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the Redneck Girls


Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the Redneck Girls out there. Thanks to TNikster's cam karaoke video above, we can finally see what a real redneck woman is all about and why she has so much pride in her redneckedness. TNikster and her uncredited blond gal pal (is that a proper redneck girl moniker?) do a mighty fine job at demonstrating the adoring attributes of redneck women everywhere. Unfortunately, they don't give the original music video performed by Gretchen Wilson very much competition or additional creative interpretive insight. Funny thing, I thought TNikster's blond karaoke co-conspirator looked more like a "Gretchen" than Gretchen Wilson herself does in her own video. You know, she's like all Swiss Miss looking and sporting those oh so sassy Heidi-style braids. Those tight braids and her impressive natural redneck bosom accentuated by her taste for cheap trashy Wal-Mart lingerie left me unexpectedly aroused and anticipating a yodel or three to erupt at any moment. Silly me, it's a lip synced video and there would be no spontaneous yodeling eruptions to fulfill my fevered redneck woman Swiss Miss wannabe fantasies.

Hell Yeah!

Hmmm, guess we could count that as the redneck American equivalent of a Swiss yodel. Yeah, let's go with that until something better presents itself.

8 comments:

GeologyJoe said...

only yodeling eruptions? ;)

Tony said...

Look, I ain't gotta take no guff from a Daddy Blogger, Dude! Joking, GeoJoe 'cause you know I love ya', Man... and no, I don't wantcher damn cheap American beer. But, yes, spontaneous eruptions of yodeling bliss are indeed welcome in my dark and perverse world of secret fantasies. Get over it... I did.

EuroYank said...

I always here yodeling like that from her every night after we ...
too bad you never heard it Tony!

Tony said...

EuroYank... sometimes you just scare me... sometimes you really terrify me... but this time you made me smile and I appreciate you sharing your most intimate experiences with us at Bonez. You are absolutely correct, I have "never heard it" coming from "her" and for that we can both be grateful (giggling). Plus, I am way too much of a proper Gentleman to discuss publicly what I hear in my intimate settings (wink). And before you say anything, NO that is NOT my way of dodging or hiding my lack of real experience with such matters (bigger grin now... can you see it all way in Luxembourg?).

EuroYank said...

Tony and you did not even notice that I misspelled hear (here) at the beginning of my train of thought. ha ha!

Tony said...

EY ~ Sure I noticed the misspelling but I am no finicky over that sort of thing in comments and chat. Just part of the fast communications systems we enjoy today. I could see you were highly distracted by the thought of your yodeling partner :) Which is a good thing, I think.

Hogrider said...

Dude I never thought you would have a country song on your blog. Expanding your herizons a little. Glad to see it.

Tony said...

Hey, I am quite an eclectic guy and am not totally opposed to C&W music. 90% of everything is shit. In the case of C&W that number is probably more like 99.99% but who's counting?

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