Thursday, April 23, 2009

Jedi Mind Control Toy


Soon, my young padawans, you will be able to demonstrate your advancement with mastery of the secret Jedi mind control skills. Like your Masters, you too can spend endless hours meditating and moving objects with only your thoughts (and maybe a little flick of the wrist for emphasis and showmanship, on occasion). Of course, you must first start slowly and with something easy like levitating a ping pong ball. Granted, levitating ping pong balls may not be all that fun, but keep in mind it won't take you long before you can get your Yoda on and raise X-Wing fighters from their swampy graves with the greatest of ease. Delight your friends and family with your rapidly evolving Jedi skills and even let them try their puny pathetic brains to the task. Be the first in your younglings sector to hone your mind control abilities with the new Jedi Mind Control toy.

May the Force be with you.

2 comments:

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Great for Zazen! One would know how one is concentrating. I bet people skilled in meditation could keep the ball raised for a while.

Tony said...

Ole Blue ~ Right you are, Blue. I thought the same thing and also thought that it may be a good tool for meditation practice. Similar to focusing on a candle's flame to "control" it.

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