Friday, October 10, 2008

Hey Sarah Palin - MC Howie and Julie K


"Hey Sarah Palin" T-shirt

There you go MC Howie got all gosh darn political with You Betcha Julie K in this down home rousing patriotic tribute to Republican VPilf candidate Sarah Palin. Political satire and raucous comedy to the tune of "Hey There Delilah". Who are MC Howie and Julie K? They are Americans who are aware of and not afraid to tell others that you can still love your country and be patriotic without giving in to the fear-mongering and fascist tactics of the neocons and their quest to rule the world. They realize that patriotism and nationalism are two different things.

Lyrics
Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2

Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska's very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it's true
Go look it up, I'm telling you
Oh man, were through

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me

Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies

Hey Sarah Palin, just because you're good at shootin
Doesn't mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking country's up in smoke
Oh what a joke

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)

Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn't make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too

Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl who's raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I don't know
Where can we go

Chorus

4 comments:

OKonheim said...

yeah, but who are they?
mother and son? a may-december romantic couple? two professional collaborators? two random people doing kareoke? because they look like they're reading this for the first time, it looks like they didn't write the song

Tony said...

They represent Jane and Joe American for now, Okonheim. I don't know much of anything about them but thought the song was hilarious and a good commentary. Does that mean I absolutely support everything they sang? Of course not, I, like I hope most Bonez readers, make up my own mind based upon a variety of stimuli and input from lots of different sources. MC Howie and Julie K. are but two more that are fun to add to the mix.

Fantastic Forrest said...

I thought they were GREAT! I liked the mildly unpolished aspect of their song, and thought the lyrics were spot on.

They look about the same age to me.

Tony said...

Hi Fantastic Forrest and thank you so much for visiting Bonez. I think their song is fun and never even gave it a thought as to if they are a couple in real life or not. Not sure what that has to do with the message or the fun factor of the song. Must be a guy-thang ;)

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