Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Nude Lindsay Lohan Defames Marilyn Monroe

Lindsay Lohan Marilyn MonroeRecreating Marilyn Monroe's legendary 1962 final photo shoot, Lindsay Lohan posed nude on February 5th at the Hotel Bel-Air for New York Magazine. Photographer Bert Stern shot Marilyn Monroe in “The Last Sitting” photo shoot and 46 years later, he recreated his classic shots with Lohan with what many Monroe fans feel are disastrous results. Lohan looks haggard, not even remotely sexy and beyond her 21 years in the photos. Whereas, Marilyn was something like 36 years old and drunk and still looked better and much more seductive than Lohan. Marilyn carried a "star quality" about her till the end... something none of our current bevy of spoiled rich bad girls can seem to pull off believably.

Check out Lindsay’s (NSFW) attempt at Marilyn’s “Last Sitting” photo shoot at NYMag.com and see if you don't agree with me.

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14 comments:

E said...

Wow. Lindsay really is a nasty and unattractive woman, both inside and out. The camera has a way of capturing who we really are, whether we like it or not.

Tony said...

I was really surprised myself, E. I mean, I anticipated the pictures would be a cool tribute to Marilyn Monroe done by the original photographer but instead I was greeted with a burned out looking Lohan that came nowhere close to doing justice to the great American icon. I am not saying Marilyn was a saint, by any stretch, but there was a definite difference in personality quality between her and Lindsay. I thought it was odd that Lindsay is 21 and looked 40 in the pictures and Marilyn was 36 and looked 25. What's up with that?!?

Dave Splash said...

I don't know. I might have to question your heterosexuality, my friends. I thought she (Lohan) looked great. I'll take a live 21 year-old hottie over a dead legend any day.

Tony said...

See Dave, that's a prejudice you've got to work through and overcome. You are biased against necrophilia and thus automatically find the warm fleshed living (assumption) Lohan over the long decayed yet scrumptious older Monroe. It's all in our heads, man! All's weez gots is da pics, man, and the pics are the captured souls of those in front of the camera. Look at Lindsay's soul and compare it to the tortured yet lusty soul of the soon to be deceased Marilyn. Whatcha see there? Stop staring at Lohan's bigger firm boobs and tauntingly narrow hips and look deeper into her soul. Besides, Marilyn's ass shot blew away the Lohan competition hands down! She never had a chance :)

E said...

You know what they say:

Once you go dead, you'll saw off the head. (And put it in a bag in your freezer for future use.)

Tony said...

E, remind me not to ever meet this "they" you are speaking of. And if I have met them please don't tell me who "they" are!
~
Now I find myself unable to concentrate as I am wondering what the hell that black garbage bag of stuff is in your freezer...

E said...

They....

Tony said...

Hey, if Robot Chicken says it's true then it's gotta be true... Oh the horrors of it all... out of frakkin' ice cream!!!

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

"Nude Lindsay Lohan Defames Marilyn Monroe"

I agree. LL should be sued.

Tony said...

I think that Lindsay is still reasonable shagbait but definitely not in the class with the Marilyn she tries to portray in this shoot. I don't totally blame her, though, because she was selected by the photographer who wanted one of the bad girls like Britney or Paris and neither of those have a chance for looking remotely like Marilyn. I guess it was the process of elimination and Lindsay happened to be between rehabs and willing to pose naked for food so he took her.

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Tony, hardcore porn is her next step! LOL

CW Fisher said...

Udder crap. All this shows is that anybody can look like Marilyn. All it takes is a wig and a mole and lots of strategic sheets. Shit, Tony, you could do it. Marilyn is a costume. Even Marilyn knew that, which is why she took it off. Maybe Lindsay's next?

Tony said...

~Ole Blue~ Nah, she won't do hardcore porn... except maybe for her celebrity sex tape that will "accidentally" leak out to the public at a moment her agent feels her "career" needs a boost. Isn't that fairly expected nowadays?

~CW~ I agree... I don't her udders were that impressive, either. At least they weren't plastic-filled bags that looked like someone stuffed bowling balls under her skin like Victoria Beckham's. Okay, I admit it, I think she frakkin' hot as hell but I do think her mams are a bit too large and too perfect and too round. Know what I mean?

Oh yeah, and what you said, too, all about Marilyn Monroe was a costume ... and I think that's what killed her... that and maybe the CIA and other government henchmen... but aside from that... I think that she got confused on if she was Marilyn or if she was Norma Jeane. Seems that Marilyn won in the end.

I don't think that is the same problem of today's young hell bent on destruction celebs like Britney and Lindsay. In fact, they are not really celebs at all but Disney created substitutes that abandons them once they cross over into "adulthood" and they have no clue on how to live a real life of any responsibility.

Lyon Shooting said...

I don't know Tony

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