Saturday, March 10, 2007

Zeroes Spoofs Heroes and Darwin's God


Mechanic likes to have sex with cars. He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a friend’s Jetski. People even bring their cars to him for "service" and film him.

In Guatemala City, Mayan priests will perform spiritual rituals to purify a sacred site after President Bush's visit to dispel the "bad spirits" he will leave behind.

Darwin's God is a scientific exploration on how we have come to believe in God. Possibly offensive to some but that's okay. There's only a single picture, lots of words (warning: some big words) and more than a paragraph of text so most of those easily offended won't bother reading it in the first place.

Militant Platypus shares with us a hilarious comedy routine about a man coming home drunk... or is he? Something is very strange about that room.

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7 comments:

skeet said...

Tony, my fear, where have you been all of my life? Intelligence, wit and an appreciation of the absurd, all in one manly package? Come, live with me in paradise and let us spend our days in contemplation of our navels and the place of Spam in a forward thinking society. Adding you to my blogroll my friend, and looking forward to frequent visits to your quirky little corner of the world.

skeet said...

LOL! I was so pleased with my own wit that I didn't notice the typo, my dear.

Tony said...

Hello Ms. Skeet. Thank you for visiting Bonez and for your kind words. "The place of Spam in a forward thinking society".... wow, that will definitely require some contemplation and I can think of no better place than Paradise for doing it. I'll bring the Spam Musubi. Hey, what wine goes with Spam Musubi?!? Consider yourself an official member of the Bonez blogroll now... you've earned it :)

skeet said...

Well mahalo, my new friend. Appreciate it. I'm thinking an ice cold beer instead of wine, but that's just me. ;0)

Tony said...

I guess a good cold beer would go better with spam sushi than would a wine anyway :)

Christy Zutautas said...

The car mechanic has officially freaked me out! No way! LoL.

Tony said...

I found the mechanic having sex with vehicles to be pretty bizarre myself and I am a fairly open minded kind-o-guy :)

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