Monday, December 11, 2006

Hallucii


Today we start with the best 2006 marine wonders pictures on BBC News but they won't include the new denizens discovered in the recent census of the seas that revealed some new amazing life forms.

With too much time on their hands and nothing to do but to keep stirring the shit pot in the Middle East, Iran will host a Holocaust conference that will attempt to prove the Holocaust is not a historical fact. To what benefit will this be besides another avenue for spreading hatred and confusion?

At least I get some sincerely funny stuff in the mail. Check out the 25 funniest analogies collected by high school English teachers which was sent to me by Markoni. It's guaranteed to get you smiling.

Do you need to get that extra "optical inch" and protect those tender unmentionable spots while shaving? Then you need the new Philips Bodygroom personal all over body shaver. You will definitely need it if you ever hope to have a chance with the beautiful Anna Semenovich even in your dreams.

I knew someone would soon wise up and make a wireless Wii sensor bar available online.

And in the "It's about frickin' time department" we find Mariah Carey finally fighting against pornstar Mary Carey for trying to steal and imitate her lewd styles. Who's imitating who?

Did you ever wonder why does my nose run when I eat spicy food? Sure you have, everyone does.
Who would have thought that some people would get upset over Spencer's Gifts new X-Rated Pornaments?

Why pay for video games when you can get them for free?

Finally, Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gets burned by hecklers.

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